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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. They are already going nuts. ANthONy Q.
  2. If you think any of that is true, then yes, you are crazy. Do you vet the information that you post or do you just accept that everything you see on Facebook is the truth?
  3. "You gotta abee on yer ahat"
  4. I mean why not? He shits in his chair everyday.
  5. Rove is compromised! Deep State! (insert doctored photo of flight log to pedo island with Rove's name scribbled in)
  6. I mean, if I was in a coma, I would want my wife to tell me how much she wanted to sit on my face and ride my hawg.
  7. I think he said "since Johnny Sacrimone is guilty, can I stop doing his lawn?" Then Tony makes the distinction that we wasn't guilty, he just plead guilty.
  8. "I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants, is that what happened?"
  9. Chapter 12: How to Wear an Adult Diaper in Public
  10. The mutton chop side-burns, the ill-fitting jacket, the hideous tie he bought at Scarboroughs, the double chin and the greasy hair all scream pedo.
  11. His denials are pretty weak. If you accused me of owning the domain "filthytweentarts.com" and I didn't own it, I think I would probably be a little more aggressive in my denial than, "No, I really don't remember, if I did that was in the late 90's."
  12. The Qtards are having a hard time with Trump saying Russia not behind the hack and Pompeo saying it was. They love Pompeo. Or they did. They are hoping that Pompeo only saying Russia behind the hack to keep China in the dark before Trump stomps them out.
  13. I hope the "Don't tell me, I tell you!" Happy-Crappy makes an appearance.
  14. Promotion?
  15. Curious about the mushroom cap, half shallot and half tomato. Why?
  16. How often can you type "today is the day! Buckle Up!!!!" have nothing happen, type it again a week later when nothing happens and not feel like a todd?
  17. Fucking axis man. Best meat on the planet.
  18. Podesta will be indicted today and arrested tomorrow according to schizos. Also, this is important. 🤷‍♂️
  19. I have mentioned that I frequent a hunting forum and these dudes are all into Q. If anyone questions the legitimacy of Q, the response is always "read the first 1500 Q drops, research each one of them and get back to me." Some of those fuckers actually do it and it reminds me that manic people aren't concerned with time. What normal person has time to investigate that shit?
  20. No ricotta? I am making gravy this weekend with 6 pounds of red stag and bison meatballs. Gravy will be incorporated into the Christmas Eve Ziti. Will also add short ribs and sweet Italian sausage to the pot. You don't use any ricotta at all?
  21. Looks like he has been raising the flag at Pancho’s. Clear case of tortilla poisoning.
  22. Wheelchair aboolabard
  23. When Bobby was complimenting Janice's lasagna while speaking to Uncle June. Junior had to shit on Janice. "With the sweet sausage, in little pieces? And a layer of basil leaves right underneath the cheese? That's Carmela's lasagna."
  24. Its like pillbugs on white dog shit.
  25. Whatever, just wait. Lin Wood says its going to be biblical! Suck it, Lib!
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