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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. I know nothing of chickens but a neighbor has them. They are on a well travelled road and they are out of the coop hunting and pecking for a good portion of the day. This portion of road gets, deer, fox, coons and skunks. Its dangerous. The chickens never get in the road. Why not?
  2. Defense looks less than formidable.
  3. That shit is never actually deleted. Digital forensics are pretty damn good.
  4. Didn't La Vernia football team also get accused of a bunch date rapes or sexual assaults a few years back? Anything come of that?
  5. I have seen countless tweets from actual people who don't know that Puerto Rico is a US territory.
  6. I didn't mean to paint everyone with that brush. I am sure they're great people in the industry.
  7. Disappointed to learn that "poisoning" isn't Portuguese for "blow job."
  8. I had a leak under my driveway. Driveway is paved, 40 yards long and bid $5000 to repair leak. I told them to fuck off and bid went to $1000. My neighbor said he got a bid for a 30X10 basic deck and the contractor wanted $60k. He was willing to pay it. I told him he was a retard and the reason why basic repairs and additions were so expensive is because rich people don't check the poors that are stealing. Ended up paying 5K. I explained that the GC and all of the contractors were probably meth addicts He priced around and got it done for $5K. Ive been an an attorney for 20 years. People in construction are the most drug addled, dishonest pieces of shit. No industry even comes close.Its pathhetic. All on meth or have meth brain.
  9. I had never had a cavity in 46 years. I went to the dentist. Said he found a cavity. He left the room and the DA shook her head and quietly said "you dont have a cavity."
  10. I feel like I am a reasonably intelligent person and this makes no sense to me. Does this appeal/relate to Incel regards?
  11. I hope he fares better later in life than “Nails.”
  12. This. Hat Creek smokes them. But Hat Creek is $14 for a single Nike patty combo.
  13. Schmidt’s is run by offspring of both Schmitty’s and Kruez’s correct?
  14. You ever eat at El Rancho Steak in Piedras Negras?
  15. Love the mass and height on that buck. What part of S. Texas are you in?
  16. If by "the gospel" you mean "jizzing on" and "ungodly heathens" you mean "kids," then yes.
  17. I can't wait till the Encyclopedia Brown movie drops.
  18. I totally missed the "white power" and "Charlie clit" comments. What is that about?
  19. Bacterial Vaginosis, too. If she was a stripper you would smell her as you paid the cover.
  20. This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Why do poor people spend money they don't have on tattoos?
  21. Summer of 69 was a good song though.
  22. We had a guys night and it was selected by a friend. Food was OK. One of our group ordered the wine. Ii had no idea that he was ordering $300-$400 bottles of wine. It was a fucking beating.
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