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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. When I was voting a few weeks ago, the dude behind me called his broker. His conversation was like "hey, my neighbor said he made over a million dollars yesterday with ops or puts or shorts or whatever, I want to do that."
  2. Have we seen the end of cruises? I mean, I know the US is in no shortage of people for whom uncontrollable diarrhea is a weekly occurrence but why would you ever get on a ship again if the shits were coupled with pneumonia?
  3. You will never stop people with soft penises from eating exotic animals in hopes of huge, erect cocks.
  4. I think its a much better option than going to a restaurant. 5 people at Dominos v 20 people inside restaurant. But that do I know.
  5. You would have to ask someone who thinks "frat brother" should be capitalized in a sentence.
  6. We have to start admitting students who fuck their sisters and shit in 5 gallon buckets instead of toilets.
  7. Yeah, he left high school early. He is 5'9" 165.
  8. Am I missing the outs graphic Att Sportsnet? I am watching it on TV and I see inning, count, score and men on but no "outs" graphic.
  9. Let's hope the "pitcher for the people" can keep his shit together.
  10. How old do you think the kid in the Shriner's commercials is?
  11. Loved how announcers were just talking about how free and easy LSU pitcher is only to have him overthrow and surrender the lead next inning.
  12. great opportunity. Hope Zubia doesn't swing over 3 change ups.
  13. Eat shit Henry! You fucking limp dick shit bag.
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