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  1. Cousin Strawberry
    I don't know what it means but it is so fucking ratchet. I fucking hate it.
  2. Cousin Strawberry
    Yes, but she didn't. Mom is just fat, lost her balance and fell down. She looked like a turtle on its back when she was trying to get up. All of these people are related. They should rename that portion of the park Type II Diabetes Town.
  3. Cousin Strawberry
    According to Robert Carradine, it wasn’t suicide. It was a hit by the Thai mafia.
  4. Cousin Strawberry
    It’s like neither one of them knows which is their dominant hand. Why do they jab with both hands?
  5. Cousin Strawberry
    Its a notion espoused by con artists in order to sell fake documents and avoid taxes and child support. It’s the sovereign citizen movement for blacks. They claim that black people are actually from Morocco and they inhabited the Americas 50,000 years before any tribe. Thus, this is actually Morocco and not the United States and they don’t have to follow any laws of the US.
  6. Cousin Strawberry
    Your mom is always dry af.
  7. Cousin Strawberry
    Are they for sell or for sale? Are you originally from the US? If so, what part?
  8. Cousin Strawberry
    My wife's contribution. Biscuits suck and the only thing worse than biscuits alone are biscuits with gravy.
  9. Cousin Strawberry
    I have serious questions about Pierce's ability to correctly evaluate the skill level of his players or correct their bad habits. I don't mean "his" as in guys he recruited, I mean the guys he is coaching. Take Shugart, I think it was obvious to everyone that has ever played something other than rec baseball, that Shugart was always overthrowing. There were times when he actually lost his balance in his follow through. That's why his control suffered. When he got his fastball over, it was a cock shot that usually ended up in extra bases and often times a home run. How the fuck does Pierce not sit him down and explain that located 88mph is better than 92 over the middle of the plate. He continues to trot Fields out there too with the same shitty result. Fields, like Shugart, is a talented player that could really benefit from actual coaching. When you have a good coach, players get better. They certainly don't get worse
  10. Cousin Strawberry
    They are also very expensive for what you get. Pluckers sucks.
  11. Cousin Strawberry
    This team would split a double header against Concordia, Southwestern or Trinity.
  12. Cousin Strawberry
    Other than 96-98, I haven't seen a more uninspired and uncaring group as this Texas team.
  13. Cousin Strawberry
    Nothing quenches a sick thirst like a Big Gulp of brown gravy.
  14. Cousin Strawberry
    Yes, it has been a real pleasure to watch him regress into a hitter with zero confidence.
  15. Cousin Strawberry
    check-swing weak ground ball 1-3 out
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    Why did Fredo Corleone change his delivery from last year? Why does he come 3/4 now?
  18. Cousin Strawberry
    To be fair, she does say that they are the only F'ing N's that are doing any work. Does that make it better if she is being complimentary?
  19. Cousin Strawberry
    I don't do facebook but do people really respond to this type of message? Isn't this just an invitation to be the victim of a robbery?
  20. Cousin Strawberry
    This is exactly right. I hope they got shitfaced as a team multiple days and they come out and sweep OU. Nothing like a 3-day bender and collectively banging a bunch of rando whores to break a slump. Maybe some opioids or edibles too.
  21. Cousin Strawberry
    Brined in pickle juice before they are breaded. They are good as shit.
  22. Cousin Strawberry
    These for sure
  23. Cousin Strawberry
    Pterry's is not good. Taco Ranch is worse.
  24. Cousin Strawberry
    Icing is the worst part of cake or cupcakes and they would both be better without it.
  25. Cousin Strawberry
    I know its low brow, but I cry every time they replay Gary the Conqueror asking the operator for the number to 1-800-Flowers I cry.

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