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    "a-s-s as in how bout giving me some?" He sucked bad. Him getting beat at chess by a seven-year-old was believable though.
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    "They can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians!"
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    Someone should tell the UTSA pitcher that an 89mph fastball isn’t complimented by an 82mph change up. Also, it shouldn’t be located belt high.
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    Galindo is a chore
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    Any relation to Bugs Meaney, the guy Encyclopedia Brown always outsmarted?
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    Noon is trash. Remember when they were Verts Kebap?
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    http://imgur.com/a/9k0LtwT
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    Did I see some Walt Jr. in there?
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    Keep reading. Its worth it.
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    If you want perspective on how Texans outside the the larger cities feel about the Kavanaugh confirmation, please read the responses in this thread on different forum. https://discussions.texasbowhunter.com/forums/showthread.php?t=707133
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    If you are ever in Elm Mott https://www.deesdeeliciousdonuts.com/menu/
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    So, y'all are saying barely legal and hardly legal aren't synonymous? This changes everything.
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    Probably the only two dudes on the planet whose diets will improve after going to prison. The dad looks like he casually drinks an entire Super Gulp of white cream gravy over the course of a day.
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    The chest hair bikini top, cockroach sized mole near his armpit, haircut and rustler jeans are the superfecta of white trash. what do you think those guys talk about at dinner? ”Daddy, I don’t git why I cain’t keep wearing the diapers? You know I’m ascared to go in the bucket. If you make me wear underwear’s I’m just gonna fertend they is still my diapers a go in um’ anyway.”
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    Or they could stand in for Gucci Berry if Long Neck needs a new sidekick. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vpP7uHPH80M
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    The physical fitness of the shooters is impressive.
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    Maybe he was hoping 6 months was enough time for the scabies on his upper thighs to heal?
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    You don't think cops enjoy being an accomplice to sexual assault of a child, child pornography and sexual performance of a child in order to make an arrest? Wouldn't you risk half a decade in prison to bust one guy?
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    When is a door not a door?
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    Was the second portion of the chant ever used? "If the white don't win, we all jump in!"
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    I don't understand the association between soul food and spice. I've eaten it a lot of places and never had anything remotely spicy. It was mostly just salt and fat.
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    All he had to yell was "he's coming right for us!" and he would have been acquitted.
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    The food was good when he was selling it out of the back of a car. It was ok for a while when they were brick and mortar Verts. It sucked shortly after. There was always a fucking dolt working the register and the place was dirty as shit. It was always vacant and the food and service were bad. I was surprised that they expanded so quickly. I honestly thought it was some sort of Ponzi or money laundering scheme. I read an article where the CEO discussed the necessity of rebranding. He said that Verts Kebap was confusing, people had no idea what type of food they sold because verts means green in French. He also said Verts wasn't "millennial" enough.
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    The Texas Syndicate is a really nice organization.
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    Chaka from Land of the Lost got him a haircut. Is that a really ugly boy or a really ugly girl?

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