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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Dre would be money if the plate was 15 inches the other direction from RH hitters.
  2. This team is gutless, save a few players. Either that or the trainers are handing out 50mg THC gummies before the games. The amount of swings that resulted in zero contact is astounding. I guess it's possible that all these dudes went to the Marquis or Marquis II and pounded long island ice teas and road whores until the wee hours of Friday morning.
  3. Its him. And as someone who pitched against Weatherford College I can confirm that they recruit talented players with very questionable character.
  4. I feel bad for that kid.
  5. This team reminds me of the waning years of both Augie and Gus. Lots of talent and no discipline. Feel bad for dudes like Thomas and Flores who have to play on a team with this pitching. Just terrible.
  6. Nice to see Alan Jackson's bastard son so fired up. 🙄
  7. This guy is going to be super pissed when he finds out about qualified immunity.
  8. Sacrè Blue!
  9. I know Gasparino is slumping but walking back to the dugout with 2 strikes shows how much he doesn't want to be at the plate. Glad he got the sac, but damn.
  10. Anyone else notice that some of our pitchers dont have a consistent motion? What is up with taking shorter strides and landing in different positions on the mound? Ton of wild pitches. bizarre.
  11. Super weird swing too.
  12. LBL was bad but our D was unwashed ass too. Gasparino has worst swing I have seen all year on that pitch.
  13. Whitehead is better at 85 than the majority of this staff. Please go find a couple more of him.
  14. Reminder that Tole paid 300K to go to IMG.
  15. Is that a young Greg Maddox out there for UT? The control is amazing.
  16. I feel like he might need to see an eye doctor and I'm not being a dick.
  17. Tole's parents paid 250-358K for high school. He has the shittiest mechanics I have seen in a long time.
  18. Tole would be Cy Young if the rubber was 54' from home plate.
  19. Solo homers dont mean shit. Keep pounding the zone, Ace.
  20. Give me Ace Whitehead who pitches at 84-87 against anyone who throws 93 and pisses their leg under pressure.
  21. These kids aren't 12. These are adults. Pitching coaches cant give you balls.
  22. You cant teach a kid to have a sack. You're gutless or you aren't.
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