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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two
  2. Good job by Loperfido after getting fucked by the ump
  3. Outfield inning coming up. Let’s do something
  4. nicely done. Bloss on pitch count, Dubin prob stayed as long guy if needed. Ort down for at least 2 days after pitching last night. Makes sense in the short term. Back after the break I would suspect maybe.
  5. He watches way too many first pitch strikes down the middle then swings at a shitty second pitch. Sometimes you gotta swing at the first one.
  6. Meyers struck out at 35% rate his first two years in 300 ABs and is at 27% in 550 ABs his last two years. Judging Loperfido’s 39% rate after 80 ABs may be slightly premature.
  7. Damnit I just told my friend a couple hours ago that Loperfido was due for a bomb! Jake and Joey show playing all the hits today
  8. San Diego needs to quit being little bitches and score some runs.
  9. Surly is back! Astros win! Great night! Except I don’t have power. Womp womp. Stop dicking around San Diego
  10. 15 pound brisket went on at 10pm. Hoping to take it off somewhere around gametime tomorrow. Celebratory cut after a victory. Wind, rain, vodka, brisket. The four food groups.
  11. If we can’t protect our best hitter then what then what the hell are doing? This is why I love hockey. You don’t breathe on the other teams best player without repercussions. They should be afraid to pitch inside to Yordan for fear they might hit him. Send one of ours to the hospital we send one of yours to the morgue!! I’ll stop drinking now. I love hurricane parties.
  12. I’m still pissed we didn’t drill Correa in the ribs last night. Bases loaded. Perfect deniability. Nobody hits someone on purpose with bases loaded. I’m only being half facetious.
  13. Brown strikes out two an inning. That’s our double play
  14. 2 CFs...cool I guess Works in slo pitch. Espada is cutting edge tactician.
  15. What’s an Ort? We need our best Jake and Joey today. And Hunter to stay on his game. To leave Minnesota with a series win would feel like a real victory now.
  16. Hader with the patented Dave Smith one out save.
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