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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Freakin baby shower today of all damn things. Gonna try to go tomorrow.
  2. I like the idea of another veteran bat on the bench but I don’t think he hit his weight in Oakland. But they did send him to that fountain of youth in West Palm Beach…
  3. Putting the band back together
  4. Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago.
  5. Wtf Loperfido. Go run the bleachers
  6. I would not want Jazz on my team. Too much Hollywood. Not enough Oscars.
  7. Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two
  8. Good job by Loperfido after getting fucked by the ump
  9. Let’s go ahead and bust it open
  10. Jake and Joey show comes through again
  11. Outfield inning coming up. Let’s do something
  12. I hope one of 29 GMs agrees with you
  13. nicely done. Bloss on pitch count, Dubin prob stayed as long guy if needed. Ort down for at least 2 days after pitching last night. Makes sense in the short term. Back after the break I would suspect maybe.
  14. He watches way too many first pitch strikes down the middle then swings at a shitty second pitch. Sometimes you gotta swing at the first one.
  15. Meyers struck out at 35% rate his first two years in 300 ABs and is at 27% in 550 ABs his last two years. Judging Loperfido’s 39% rate after 80 ABs may be slightly premature.
  16. Damnit I just told my friend a couple hours ago that Loperfido was due for a bomb! Jake and Joey show playing all the hits today
  17. Windmill is ready tonight
  18. San Diego needs to quit being little bitches and score some runs.
  19. Disregard. As usual.
  20. Surly is back! Astros win! Great night! Except I don’t have power. Womp womp. Stop dicking around San Diego
  21. 15 pound brisket went on at 10pm. Hoping to take it off somewhere around gametime tomorrow. Celebratory cut after a victory. Wind, rain, vodka, brisket. The four food groups.
  22. If we can’t protect our best hitter then what then what the hell are doing? This is why I love hockey. You don’t breathe on the other teams best player without repercussions. They should be afraid to pitch inside to Yordan for fear they might hit him. Send one of ours to the hospital we send one of yours to the morgue!! I’ll stop drinking now. I love hurricane parties.
  23. Correa. Always Correa.
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