Everything posted by Mitch Hedberg
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Freakin baby shower today of all damn things. Gonna try to go tomorrow.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I like the idea of another veteran bat on the bench but I don’t think he hit his weight in Oakland. But they did send him to that fountain of youth in West Palm Beach…
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Putting the band back together
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Wtf Loperfido. Go run the bleachers
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I would not want Jazz on my team. Too much Hollywood. Not enough Oscars.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Good job by Loperfido after getting fucked by the ump
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Let’s go ahead and bust it open
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Jake and Joey show comes through again
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Outfield inning coming up. Let’s do something
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I hope one of 29 GMs agrees with you
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Altuve feels you.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
nicely done. Bloss on pitch count, Dubin prob stayed as long guy if needed. Ort down for at least 2 days after pitching last night. Makes sense in the short term. Back after the break I would suspect maybe.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
He watches way too many first pitch strikes down the middle then swings at a shitty second pitch. Sometimes you gotta swing at the first one.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Meyers struck out at 35% rate his first two years in 300 ABs and is at 27% in 550 ABs his last two years. Judging Loperfido’s 39% rate after 80 ABs may be slightly premature.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Damnit I just told my friend a couple hours ago that Loperfido was due for a bomb! Jake and Joey show playing all the hits today- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Windmill is ready tonight- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
San Diego needs to quit being little bitches and score some runs.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Disregard. As usual.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Surly is back! Astros win! Great night! Except I don’t have power. Womp womp. Stop dicking around San Diego- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
15 pound brisket went on at 10pm. Hoping to take it off somewhere around gametime tomorrow. Celebratory cut after a victory. Wind, rain, vodka, brisket. The four food groups.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
If we can’t protect our best hitter then what then what the hell are doing? This is why I love hockey. You don’t breathe on the other teams best player without repercussions. They should be afraid to pitch inside to Yordan for fear they might hit him. Send one of ours to the hospital we send one of yours to the morgue!! I’ll stop drinking now. I love hurricane parties.- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Correa. Always Correa. - Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
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