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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
  2. This is too logical. We can’t be that have that. Banned.
  3. Talking shit about Spaghetti seemed to work. You’re next Rooney.
  4. Good job spaghetti! Keep the hair!
  5. Guilty. And don’t care. He looks like a turd. And pitches like one.
  6. Wulaw is rubbing off on me. Or maybe it’s we’ve been cooking brisket and drinking since 5am. Either way he needs a haircut.
  7. Is Dubón that fucking stupid to swing at the first pitch after our pitcher just threw damn near 30 pitches and we just had two quick outs? WTF.
  8. Arrighetti is terrible. Lucky double play from being a 30+ pitches inning. Make him throw 150 pitches today and put his ass on IL. And get a fucking haircut. You can look like you smoke dope and play Call of Duty in your mom’s basement all you want when you can get outs. Until then cut that shit.
  9. 10 runs won’t be enough
  10. They don’t really care about game situations on rehabs and it could have been he was just going to get 4ABs and that’s it. But it’s weird no one has confirmed that or given an updated schedule for his return
  11. Blubaugh called up. Anybody know where Yordan is?
  12. Dubin is terrible
  13. I wonder how good Altuve would be if he swung at strikes
  14. That looked beautiful off the bat. Nice job taco guy.
  15. Chas was just born late. He pitches and bunts. Made for the old National League.
  16. Yordan doubles in first AB, 108 mph. Take him out and get him on a plane now
  17. Evidently Kyle Tucker has been playing with a fractured hand since June 1. Hairline fracture. Sounds similar to Yordan. Played through it with minimal affects initially but looks and sounds like compensating for it eventually altered his swing and led to current struggles even though healed. Interesting in that it was Tucker and Alvarez and the opposite ways they handled it. Cub medical staff catching hell for not making him sit. Ours catches hell for not making him play sooner.
  18. As par for this season, I fully expect we will be spreading Taylor “Bump Bailey” Trammell’s ashes over the stadium next homestand after our medical team gets done with him. Walls are deadly.
  19. Cam’s numbers last 30 games would make Maldonado look good. He needs to go down and get a reset before he is scarred for life.
  20. So close to the record! Can’t have nothin nice
  21. If Sanchez is this bad then Dana should be fired for that trade alone.
  22. Pedro Leon did hit a home run last night. At least I think that’s what that was. Haven’t seen one in so long I’m not sure I remember what it looks like.
  23. Knew we should have traded him
  24. Throw a fucking strike idiot. Astros are a good excuse for football.
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