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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Fuck it. We don’t need Yordan. We had a meeting.
  2. I’m not sure why Dusty wouldn’t just put Diaz at first and Singleton at DH. In the event we have to pinch hit for Maldy we could move Diaz to catcher and not lose the DH. Not that we really have a pinch hitter on the bench anyway.
  3. Baseball players are just soft. The shit they come up with to miss time is laughable. Unless that finger is broke, put your glove on, tape the motherfuckers together and go swing the bat. Only have had warning track power lately anyway. Slap the ball into right field slappy.
  4. Maldy to cleanup! Yordan to 9 hole!
  5. How many times lately have we had bases loaded with no outs or 1 out and come away with nothing or 1 run? We just don’t have enough bats. And now we don’t have enough pitching. We are in a tight spot
  6. Who’s meeting with Dusty? 😏
  7. Let’s hope that was a wake up for everyone
  8. Good job Duby
  9. I would have traded him this year and every year. He’s an average major leaguer but in no way a trade deal breaker. Always available.
  10. Im confused as to why this post is catching flak. If you aren’t concerned you’re a fanboy with head in the sand. Look at the schedules. Theirs is easy with a shitload of games against us and Texas. Seattle will decide who wins the division .
  11. Lol at anyone blaming Singleton for him being him or Dusty for playing him or anyone else. Dana fucking Brown has had all year to improve this team and done nothing but claim shit off waivers. I got crucified on Twitter before the deadline for saying he was waiver wire Dana but that’s all he is. We needed offense we got Jon Singleton. Lap it up. They don’t want to win. Crane wants rings every 5 years. Have to make money off the last one before you win another one. Winning two in a row is not maximizing profits. Look at the bottom of our lineup tonight and our bench and honestly ask yourself who in the fuck would want that shit on their team or expect to win with it. No one. That’s who. It’s Oakland As quality at best. If you consider them a major league team. I didn’t even watch the game tonight because I was celebrating my friend getting a second chance at life while the Astros die the slow death of false hope.
  12. Brantley with the professional single up the middle to drive in a run with second AB. Just missed a homerun with a 108 mph foul ball on previous pitch. No comment from Dad.
  13. Brantley grounds out to 1B in first AB
  14. Damn. That felt like watching Montero pitch the 9th. Got the game back the Angels took from us.
  15. It’s safe to hit now Jose. You won’t get 3000 tonight. Hit away
  16. I was telling someone earlier today when talking about prospective lineups that if Tucker and Abreu are going to bat back to back having Chas be next would be the move. He hits lefties so well that if the other team wants to bring in a lefty against them that he would at least be the third batter. See exhibit 1.
  17. Eventually our dipshit manager and pitchers are going to realize it’s better to win 5-2 with Diaz catching and hitting than lose 2-1 with Maldy intangibles. Or they won’t.
  18. "He might be able to play today. It's day-to-day and he told me he feels fine. He was walking out of the stadium just fine as well." - Dana Brown on Jose Altuve's knee contusion. on 790 this morning. For some reason I can’t get tweets to imbed last couple days.
  19. Brantley hits homerun in second AB
  20. Both of Dusty’s whipping boys go yard and keeping us in this shit show. Dusty is going to have an aneurism.
  21. We will see your error and raise you one. And have your run back.
  22. Games like this make me appreciate the pitch clock.
  23. Unfucking believable.
  24. Wow. Hope that isn’t a precursor of the luck tonight. Hard hit balls for zip.
  25. Glass half full-didn’t lose a game to Rangers Glass half empty-stepping on our own dick and not picking up a game sucks
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