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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Saved by stupidity
  2. I really didn’t think Hensley could suck this bad. His 5 minutes is up. The clock has struck 12 for Dubon also I’m afraid. Abreu and Bregman are single-wides occupying prime real estate in the order. It’s Yordan and Tuck and pray a hog finds an acorn somewhere in the lineup. We can plug Altuve, Brantley and even Chas into the lineup but as long as both corners are closer to the Mendoza line than .300, with the power of a 10 year old girl softball player, this team is going to struggle around .500. Another pitching injury and that’s in jeopardy.
  3. Wtf. Good night guys. Can’t have nothin nice this year.
  4. Gotta hold your breath when Maldy goes to the mound these days
  5. Every bit of this. Why is that guy taking a spot on the 40? Didn’t he get DFA by Cincinnati or some other shit team?
  6. I hope Jake keeps hitting the ball hard. I’m not going to be a hypocrite and act like I haven’t wanted to shoot him into space on an exploding rocket but if he, Julks, Chas and even our minor league OFs are hitting, it only creates good lineup problems and help us at the trade deadline. It is fun watching new guys contribute and keep winning because it just makes the fans of other teams heads explode .
  7. Baseball players get the weirdest injuries. For players with little to zero physical contact they are made of glass
  8. Julks Smash!
  9. Goddamn blue!
  10. Julks Smash!
  11. Dubon has a Ralph Macchio Karate Kid face.
  12. I literally said it out loud. I’ll take the blame.
  13. .500 Brown nutted up and didn’t fall apart after the first. Bullpen did its job. Bottom of the order picked up the top long enough for Yordan to run into one. Team win. Corner turning? Possibly.
  14. Bizarro world. Diaz, Myers, Dubon hitting and scoring. Alvarez, Abreu, Tucker not. Abreu has been Mancini’d.
  15. Need to tell Yordan if it ain’t bruised, broken or bleeding stay in the box and swing. Especially with this lineup.
  16. Rylan Bannon called up. Snore.
  17. Easy guys. Can’t win a 100 if you don’t lose 62. Right the ship. Stay the course. 🤘🏻
  18. There’s a reason why Astros let Maldy go once. He isn’t the end all, be all behind the plate. How many balls has he missed in just a few games? Stanek should have been traded this off-season on a sell high bid coming off last year. He’s not a main guy here and Arizona was dying to give up an OF for relief pitchers. But we had no GM. Stanek will be DFA before he brings returns now.
  19. And send him back to his AAA comfort zone.
  20. 5 against 9 seems fair. Tigers are basically a AAA team anyway so we should beat them. Not last night. But you know, the rest of them. Right?
  21. Bregman needs to have another kid named Homer. Knox ain’t working anymore.
  22. Here for the bludgeoning. Thanks to Wulaw 🤘🏻
  23. Damn. That dude was ripe for the picking there by Yordan. Oh well.
  24. I’m assuming Yordan is available to pinch hit. Need to get someone on in front of Maldys spot.
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