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  1. Mitch Hedberg
    He’s not even close. Jesus.
  2. Mitch Hedberg
    Altuve!
  3. Mitch Hedberg
    Let’s do this!
  4. Mitch Hedberg
    Aside from a sweep this almost could not have aligned any better. It’s a 3 game series with Verlander and Framber ready to go on normal rest. What’s not to like? Score some runs and pop tops on Saturday.
  5. Mitch Hedberg
    I don’t think a guy has gone from screw that guy to love that guy for me like Christian Vazquez. He was so despondent when he got traded but he’s always first guy over the rail to celebrate, gives 100 percent when he’s name is penciled in and has been a good Astro. I think I understand his mood when he got traded because he’s a ride or die guy for his team and couldn’t imagine trading uniforms. Even though he hasn’t made a huge impact day in day out, it was still a great trade for the piece of mind and stability behind the plate. He totally changed my mind about him.
  6. Mitch Hedberg
    Latino Heat!!!
  7. Mitch Hedberg
    Hey Philly you like apples? 5-0 NO HITTER! How you like them apples?
  8. Mitch Hedberg
    Interesting. Thanks
  9. Mitch Hedberg
    When
  10. Mitch Hedberg
    Hensley needs some games in the OF next spring. How can you be athletic enough to play SS at 6’6 but not play LF? I’m probably over simplifying but if Yordan can, cmon. He puts good at bats together. He will have value as a utility guy next year instead of Diaz and Dubon
  11. Mitch Hedberg
    Every game is game 7 because if you go down 3-1 tonight it is anyway. We’ve got 10 pitchers available tonight. Put out all fires. This game is the game. There is no other game. Play and manage with urgency.
  12. Mitch Hedberg
    Latino Heat on the mound in games 4 and 6. If we can get Verlander to not shit the bed in 5, I like our chances. New day and positive thoughts. Sweeps are for fascists. Letting Philly get their hopes up only to crush them like a boot heel to a cockroach is so much more satisfying.
  13. Mitch Hedberg
    Astros didn’t want to celebrate in that nasty stadium anyway. Probably get hepatitis. Win next 2 and come win it all in Houston.
  14. Mitch Hedberg
    I don’t know who nobody is because I did from the start. 😂 He’s got decent stats and won some games but the butt puckerfest that most of his starts are was always worrisome to me.
  15. Mitch Hedberg
    Never understood how McCullers just jumped right back to #3. He’s been 5 or 6 on this staff since he came back
  16. Mitch Hedberg
    Why is he wiping his hands on the grass and on his uniform!!! — Twitter if it was Framber
  17. Mitch Hedberg
    I remember when we were up 5-0. Long way from over.
  18. Mitch Hedberg
    Bullpen be ready. Lance will run up a pitch count with walks and fouls. Hope we get 5 good
  19. Mitch Hedberg
    Had such a good haiku yesterday but oh well…here’s today’s. No Ranger danger Astros send a Lance through heart Fuck your rain delay #WorldSeries #astros
  20. Mitch Hedberg
    Game 3 canceled haiku Philly is a turd Shit team with shit stadium One word for you: roof
  21. Mitch Hedberg
    Well Shit. I had a good Game 3 haiku ready. But this beer is getting drank anyway. See y’all tomorrow.
  22. Mitch Hedberg
    Well ok. Not as good as the 2-0 it should have been but not as bad as the 0-2 it could have been. Let’s go to Philly and sweep.
  23. Mitch Hedberg
    Wow. I’ll leave it at that.
  24. Mitch Hedberg
    Verlander needs an appointment with Frambers shrink before the next start.
  25. Mitch Hedberg
    Game 2 haiku. First time it didn’t work last night but screw it its 7-1 Phillies Wheels come off Astros rebound in game two Fuck all the haters

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