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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. A sports haiku Yankees had high hopes Astros hit balls high and far Screw your hope Yankees
  2. Well that number came randomly to me even though I know he is 26 so I feel the stars are aligning. MVP Mancini. Show me a loss. So I guess Chas is the regular CF now? Surely we aren’t starting Dubon in the ALCS.
  3. It’s like betting on black for 26 rolls on the wheel and you lose everytime but you keep betting it because you know it’s gonna hit any roll now…
  4. Today is the day Mancini breaks out. He’s more over due than Jerry Seinfeld’s library book.
  5. I can’t watch this shit. Cmon Montero! Let’s get an out! Fuck yes!
  6. I swear a backup QB and a middle/setup guy are the best contracts in sports. You won’t make the front pages most days or hall of fame most likely, but the pay is good and the work is low.
  7. That was a tough pitch for third strike. Hope that doesn’t send Jake into a spiral. His demeanor has been better since he came back
  8. I swear a couple years ago I thought Altuves arm was gone. Everything was a lob or barely made it to first. This year seems he is throwing much stronger. But maybe that’s just me.
  9. Verlander better watch that jumping and sprinting out to the mound. He’s gonna hurt that leg again. No more walk offs guys.
  10. Through the heart! And fuck Service in his punchable face!
  11. I fucking missed it!! Damnit! I was getting my chicken off the grill 😂 Holy Shit!!!
  12. Fucking hell! Stop trying so hard Mancini! The worst thing he ever did was hit those home runs when he got here. Thinks he has to do it every time. He’s gone straight to hell. I don’t think you can be this bad on purpose if you tried.
  13. Damn we are about 6 feet of elevation on both of Yordans hits off the wall from being tied. But we are a bing and a bang away now.
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