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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Wow. I’ll leave it at that.
  2. Verlander needs an appointment with Frambers shrink before the next start.
  3. Game 2 haiku. First time it didn’t work last night but screw it its 7-1 Phillies Wheels come off Astros rebound in game two Fuck all the haters
  4. Or even game 1 of the World Series.
  5. I told my dad this morning that if we give up 5 runs our chances of winning are cut in half. We just aren’t going to win many games 7-6 and 9-8 with this lineup at its best and even less with Altuve, Alvarez and the DH not contributing. I know it had to be difficult to take JV out before the 5th but he was being knocked around and we have the bullpen pitch 5. Dusty needed to make the move to win today. Play like no tomorrow. This isn’t a July game. Dusty gets the majority of the blame to me.
  6. Well you can’t win the series 4-1 if you don’t lose one. Winning streak starts tomorrow.
  7. Fuck me running
  8. Good Verlander is awesome to see!
  9. My friend shot a rooster last game against Yanks before Altuve got a couple hits. He told me last night he has another one on standby.
  10. Somebody tell Altuve to stop shaving. I don’t have scientific backup for this but clean shaven Altuve hits .000. Damnit!
  11. Let’s go Maldy. Just put it in play
  12. I literally root for nobody harder than Mancini. Damn I wish he would just run into one again.
  13. I started writing a haiku and drinking Lonestar beer every game day in the playoffs. The haiku was on purpose but the Lonestar was just by chance but the results have been perfection. Since you don’t fuck with a winning streak it’s time for game 1 haiku and the Lonestar is on ice. I’m ready. Phillies first pitcher Pleads Nola-contendere Astros kick their ass
  14. Two words: freshman quarterback. Played literal handful of games and there are going to be some stinkers. We aren’t good enough to overcome a bad game from QB against a good opponent, especially if OL is contributing to the troubles. It is what it is. Sark can try to scheme but things spiral. Move forward. Get better. Hopefully won’t have any next year. But at some point in our future Manning will have a couple too. It’s football and nobody is perfect. We all expected 2-4 losses. I hope we can win out. I’d consider it a success.
  15. I’m sure they tried to drum up some because one point the host guy who I can’t remember remarked how they were agreeing on everything. It’s a wash because if Yordan gets left field whoever we put at DH is demolished by Harper. I think they really just wanted to talk Yordan and Harper head to head. I was kind of surprised Hoskins over Yuli. Both guys were about left for dead a few weeks ago and have come alive in playoffs.
  16. They considered Mancini the left fielder. Yordan was the DH with Harper for Philly.
  17. As a Titans fan I am happy that they have played both their games this year and I can root for Sam every week here on out. Go get em.
  18. Does Maldonado have a new glove? Closing his eyes? Wtf? That run is on him.
  19. Bring back scheduled doubleheaders or eliminate games to shorten season. Adding another round of playoffs makes no sense when the weather in the north and east already sucks in October. I know season started late this year but 5 years ago I left my good friends wedding reception to watch the Astros in World Series. Now we aren’t even to World Series and my friend just filed for divorce. We can fix one.
  20. I posted on Facebook that someone needs to sacrifice a live rooster for Altuve. My friend went outside and shot his rooster. Altuve gets a double. I’m gonna see how many roosters he has.
  21. Bijan gonna have 2 bills rushing if he gets the touches.
  22. Game 3 haiku Astros in New York New Yorkers smell like da feet Kick Cole’s sorry ass
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