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Goredho last won the day on December 14 2018

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  1. If you have a million dollars, you have the same wealth gap between you and a person with one thousand dollars that a billionaire has with you. It’s ridiculous to expect the billionaire to be able to even conceive of the problems of people with a net worth of less than a million dollars, let alone fix them. So why do we keep looking to them for leadership?
  2. I think 99% of our problems are economic. That we are turning into a nation of a really small number of haves and a whole lot of have nots whose futures look pretty bleak. That the culture wars are being drummed up by activist billionaires to get the 99% to blame each other for their life's woes. It's the black person, the christian person, the liberal woman, the conservative male! They are the source of your pain. It's not me, the billionaire CEO who sent your factory to China, or replaced you with automation, who took away the ability for the you to make a living and accrue savings. Sure, those saved wages may have wound up in my and my shareholder's pockets. But, I'm your friend. I just want to make the world a better place. I want to make it great again for you. Trust me. Believe me. Tomorrow is a brighter day. You'll see. Wait until AI really gets going. It's your friend, you know. It's going to help you. It will make you better. It won't eliminate jobs. It will create them! New, unforeseeable industries! And even if some jobs are eliminated, we'll altruistically embrace socialism for the first time ever and give you UBI. All it costs is your reason to get out of bed in the morning. It will be glorious and great and a golden age of prosperity for us all! Don't forget to vote for me on November 13th. Fuck. Off.
  3. Moore almost had it made in the shade. If he had done this when fired instead of chasing his side piece with a butter knife, he'd be living large with a large passive income and zero responsibility.
  4. Not gonna lie, I’d rather go down on a pop tart than a bag of cheese its.
  5. Exactly. No queers were harmed in the making of the statement and no straight conservatives were harmed with apology. Quit being aggrieved pussies.
  6. List should have Aggy on it with a bullet point list of turditions Milkmen posing as cheerleaders “Squeeze Ags!” self abuse of genitalia Home games are STD mass spreader events jizz jars Also Pedo State should get in with one bullet point Mass kid rape and cover up
  7. White collar workers aren't going to replace themselves.
  8. I can’t really help other than to say a lot of set list apps list “midi control” as a feature, and that MIDI controller set up saps my music boner.
  9. And for the record, it’s not possible to overdose on guitars.
  10. You are a man of refined taste.
  11. More Les Paul sized than 335 as far as body dimensions. I’ve played a couple, never owned one.
  12. Just in time for Christmas — the perfect gift for the guitar player who has everything but fretboard knowledge…
  13. I’m pretty sure the staffer received more than just the tip.
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