Goredho

I’m starting to think the October surprise in this election cycle will be the lack of an assassination attempt.

I’m trying to do my part!

Gonna be at the Half Step tonight if anyone wants to buy me a drink. Whatcha say, @Nicole44?

Imagine what we could do with the wreath fund!

Brain spurs

That’s the big thing to me. The trajectory of our own species show that it’s far more likely that “intelligent” life destroys itself before it learns to conquer the laws of physics and vastness of space.

Hard to know what the real story is. The family of one of the Americans (Tyler Thompson Jr) says that they and their son had no idea he was going to participate in a coup. They say it was sold just as an amazing trip abroad. Maybe, I dunno, but you can help support their fight on their gofundme. https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-tylers-freedom-and-safety

20,000 Hannibal Lecters. Those poor townspeople didn't stand a chance.

If bee stings caused that, she needs about 2 dozen epipens stat.

Huh, these are not the most lifelike sex dolls I've ever seen.

Dog years, my dude.

Lady Gag

I read that in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice, and it was glorious.

I choose to call it “Grifto”

At this rate, Kamala wins +104 to -9!!!

Those cat-eating Haitians are getting out of control!

His ego is interplanetary in scale.

She baited him into doing what she wanted and pointed out to everyone tuned in that people like Putin and Xi could easily do the same. Trump certainly made her look great in comparison, but her execution of this was masterful. I haven't ever seen anything like it before, where someone so successfully goads their opponent into exposing themselves and their fatal flaw in front of the world in real time.

You are both right. It was bad for Trump with anyone who hadn't already swallowed the MAGA pill, but most of the people on the Trump bus are going to ride it until the crash because they A) live in a mental prison constructed of lies and bullshit and B) have no alternative to Trump that allows them to remain in denial that they are living in a mental prison constructed of lies and bullshit. I find it extremely funny how they sound almost exactly like the people on the D side arguing to stay the course with Biden a few scant weeks ago. Did I do that right, @Anastasis? Except for this detail: the GOP is actually locked in to making their 2024 run with Trump at the wheel, and he seems intent on driving their bus off the cliff. Its still early and anything can happen, but I think Nikki Haley will prove to have been right when she said the first party to ditch their unviable geriatric candidate will win. I am typically very critical of Democrat strategery, but they deserve credit for having the foresight and cojones to pull the starter and put in their backup when they had the opportunity.

How can you detail a plan in a debate with 2 minutes on the clock? All you can do is describe and sell a vision. Or, in Trump’s case, demonstrate that you don’t even have that.

Legend has it that if you rub the Trump Buddha’s belly you will go bankrupt or be indicted.

Wait until Kid Rock hosts his @BygoneHonkyRappers4Trump phone bank before you count your chickens, libtards!

I kind of want to debate her while in handcuffs.

So much talk about JD Vance being a net negative to the Trump candidacy, but my God, look at the Trump candidacy. Vance isn't responsible for the immigrant pet snacks narrative. That's coming out of Trump's brain(worm) trust. Don't get me wrong. JD Vance is a stunningly bad VP candidate. But even so, he may actually be a net positive to the Trump campaign of sheer lunacy.