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Goredho

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  1. I WANT REPARATIONS FOR MY FUCKING RIB.
  2. Theater and a market viability test of a new outrage to sell to voters on the right to get them energized. The old ones are not so effective anymore.
  3. I really like my F-1512.
  4. I don’t think 70 million are gonna vote for him this time around.
  5. Elect me. I could work with her.
  6. All he has to offer is fear and anger. Vote Apocalypse 2024!
  7. If we were talking about anyone but Trump I might think the brilliant bastard shorted his own social media company.
  8. The Guild westerly collection is pretty good and not that expensive if my jumbo 12 string is typical of the line. They are not made in the U.S. but I don’t think that matters much.
  9. Kamala and Tim should post an undoctored video of them dancing to the same song and having a great time. Think of it like Beto skateboarding. America, here’s what authentic fun looks like.
  10. Wow, look at these fun guys having fun! Isn’t it fun?! ARENT WE ALL HAVING FUN MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN???!!!! FUN TIMES FUN!!! FEEL THE FUN!!!
  11. I think the Americans we're talking about grew up Christian and have found a new team religion.
  12. Same. "The Lord works in mysterious ways!" The baptist side of my family would vote for Pontius Pilate if he had an R by his name.
  13. That picture of Trump is like the 20 year old facebook profile picture of the girls I knew in highschool. i.e. not at all reflective of present reality.
  14. A society supporting a 5 billion valuation to a company largely aimed at upending that society is pretty goddammed funny. Well played, simulation. Go ahead and tell me again how capitalism is never wrong.
  15. I know 3 people who voted for Trump who tell me that if the election were held today they'd vote for RFK jr or a write in candidate. I think RFKjr is the option for everyone disgusted with their party that can't bring themselves to vote for the other party. Right now that seems to be mostly Republicans.
  16. How has Trump or Vance ever run towards guns in their storied military careers?
  17. Sorry, Donnie. America just isn’t that into you. In fact, America would rather share a bed with Amber Heard after she washed down a box of ex-lax with a gallon of chili
  18. If you are in Austin, @hullabelew, I’ll be coming down for work in September/October and can let you borrow it for a week to see how you like it.
  19. I know there are some people that love him, but Trump has got to be the most hated person in the history of this country. People either love him or hate him and for every person that loves him, there are 3 that hate him with the heat of a thousand suns. Not in Wichita Falls mind you, but across the US. Even amongst Republicans. People like Cruz may bend the knee, but they fucking hate hate hate him even if they’ve gauged it’s most politically advantageous to be on his good side publicly. Your seeing some of them start to distance themselves. I think if Trump’s campaign trajectory continues, you’ll see some them start drawing the long knives soon enough. Im looking forward to seeing this explored in Lin Manuel Miranda’s next production “Trump: The Musical.”
  20. It just occurred to me that if this whole election thing doesn’t work out for the good guys, Trump could be neutralized forever if he woke up one day inside an AI generated VR bubble where crowds of people cheer him on as he’s fellated by Ivanka.
  21. What’s preventing the GOP from trying to steal the Dems playbook? Anything more legitimate than Trump’s ego? I’m talking about: Trump drops out w/the promise of a pardon should Vance win Vance ascends to be the nominee for President Nikki Haley is picked to be VP Trump becomes Vance/Haley’s biggest cheerleader.
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