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Goredho

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  1. I am going to overstep my bounds and DEMAND that one of you Surly lawyers send JD Vance a cease and desist letter from the Aggy Corps of Cadets over these jizz jars.
  2. Man, kudos to those girlscout moms.
  3. Because his rallies are doomsday fiestas.
  4. Anything's a dildo if you are brave stupid enough.
  5. I WANT REPARATIONS FOR MY FUCKING RIB.
  6. Theater and a market viability test of a new outrage to sell to voters on the right to get them energized. The old ones are not so effective anymore.
  7. I really like my F-1512.
  8. I don’t think 70 million are gonna vote for him this time around.
  9. Elect me. I could work with her.
  10. All he has to offer is fear and anger. Vote Apocalypse 2024!
  11. If we were talking about anyone but Trump I might think the brilliant bastard shorted his own social media company.
  12. The Guild westerly collection is pretty good and not that expensive if my jumbo 12 string is typical of the line. They are not made in the U.S. but I don’t think that matters much.
  13. Kamala and Tim should post an undoctored video of them dancing to the same song and having a great time. Think of it like Beto skateboarding. America, here’s what authentic fun looks like.
  14. Wow, look at these fun guys having fun! Isn’t it fun?! ARENT WE ALL HAVING FUN MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN???!!!! FUN TIMES FUN!!! FEEL THE FUN!!!
  15. I think the Americans we're talking about grew up Christian and have found a new team religion.
  16. Same. "The Lord works in mysterious ways!" The baptist side of my family would vote for Pontius Pilate if he had an R by his name.
  17. That picture of Trump is like the 20 year old facebook profile picture of the girls I knew in highschool. i.e. not at all reflective of present reality.
  18. The simulation is running with cheesier plot lines.
  19. If we are going to go full machiavellian conspiracy theory, the play would be for these people to arrange for Trump to be assassinated and then proclaim it was Kamala and have that reinforced by the conservative information machine. They don't have to deal with the Trump albatross, they don't have to convince a malignant narcissist to suddenly think of someone other than themselves and most/all of Trump's thrall over the MAGA base would transfer to Vance in their outrage over dear leader being assassinated. Vance could nominate Nikki Haley and the R ticket would be a lot more palatable to centrists. Then if/when they win the election, the outrage over Trump's assassination by democrats would "justify" project 2025 and worse.
  20. A society supporting a 5 billion valuation to a company largely aimed at upending that society is pretty goddammed funny. Well played, simulation. Go ahead and tell me again how capitalism is never wrong.
  21. I know 3 people who voted for Trump who tell me that if the election were held today they'd vote for RFK jr or a write in candidate. I think RFKjr is the option for everyone disgusted with their party that can't bring themselves to vote for the other party. Right now that seems to be mostly Republicans.
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