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brown water

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  1. I’m interested in your thoughts. I’m waiting to crack mine open.
  2. Quite possibly the worst beer I’ve had was on Koninginnedag in Amsterdam in 2005. Locals said it was like Mardi Gras in Amsterdam. In reality it was a techno music fest with warm beer and no tits. Regardless of size, warm Heineken is shitty.
  3. Miller Lite at the 2015 Masters with my dad. He never thought he’d go to the tournament. The wife was gifted tickets by a friend and she immediately suggested dad should take her place. Got a bit dusty sipping a beer and downing a pimento cheese as we walked past the leaderboard and to the first tee on Friday morning. Mom calls every year now to let me know he’s tearing up when the first commercial and Augusta theme is playing.
  4. Belongs in “Drinking Pet Peeves”.
  5. Try it? Are you of the opinion that anyone here isn’t laughing at you or takes you seriously?
  6. Is anyone here a moron biologist?
  7. I know I’ve defended it on this thread before but I’m now convinced mgp sucks. Change my mind.
  8. I’m old enough to remember trumps mail in testimony to mueller. Guess that format should work for debates too.
  9. Well that settles it. Before this bombshell I was convinced the safety demonstration scared them shitless.
  10. The Maddums family
  11. And it’s spectacular
  12. Picanha is the tits. Enjoy.
  13. Hope trump isn’t a shermaphobe.
  14. Must’ve been thinking about my appetite.
  15. Well I’m no doctor but...
  16. Could backfire when trumpkins choose West because they like his prolific use of the n-word.
  17. He Reeds more than anyone.
  18. From the logo CS may mean “Common Sense” but I’m going with cocksucker.
  19. Where is that? Obviously not where it reminds me of... I grew up playing at Riverside between Lake Jackson and Brazoria. Hole 9 was a short par 4 over water with a bridge right of the fairway, tree “guarding” the green short right (but not really in play) and bunkers short on both sides of the green. Really similar to the pic. In HS, I hit one right off the tee that settled on the bridge. Unlike the above there were rubber strips to to limit wear on the wooden bridge. I played my sand wedge off the bridge and pulled it back damn near the length of green to hole out for eagle. Almost every time after that I’d hit one off the bridge and never came close to holing it again. But they always spun like crazy. Separately, from less challenging lies I also bounced more than one off the clubhouse that was easily 40 yards behind the green.
  20. If you consider all blacks to be suspects it’s easier to understand
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