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brown water

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  1. He just ruined Migas for me.
  2. What is the collective opinion on the best whiskey (quality not flavor) that is acceptable to mix with soda? What’s the line that draws scorn?
  3. Seems like the world-class shade of half way or maybe all the way isn’t getting enough attention. Pretty good odds some staffer had to hide the phone because they were worried he’d tweet a dick pic. Actually I think his manhood and finances fall in the same category. Things to brag about, express a desire to prove but never produce because, ultimately, they’re self styled myths with no basis in reality.
  4. In 2011 he was 35 and had to dip into campaign funds because his personal account was overdrawn. Party of fiscal responsibility.
  5. I’d go Jefferson 16. But mainly because I’m curious of your opinion since I’ve got an unopened bottle.
  6. speaking of $400 bottles...
  7. But seriously I think your problem is using the oven to both sear and cook to temp. If your smoking up the kitchen either way, I’d suggest getting a heavy skillet and getting it as hot as possible on the stove. Then sear it and transfer to a different rack in a 350 oven. My guess is using the broiler gets the oven so hot the internal steak temperature is hard to control and cooking too fast. Editing to suggest using grape seed oil instead of olive oil due to higher smoke point.
  8. Buy a grill. Then use the torch to light it.
  9. They love trump because he gives them permission to be, unabashedly, their worst selves.
  10. Make America ‘Bate Again
  11. Fuck his feelings.
  12. Someday maybe we can hope a president is judged by something higher than the lowest common denominator.
  13. Macron said: “This oak tree (my gift to @realDonaldTrump]) will be a reminder at the White House of these ties that bind us.” Guess it wasn’t a white oak....
  14. He’s a 45 waste.
  15. It would be one of the internet’s greatest contributions to convince trump and trumpkins that “counterpunching” this, as well as the Democratic Party, should be called donkey punching. My life will be complete the day #imadonkeypuncher trends with the maga crowd.
  16. Probably learned it when banks stamped it across his checks.
  17. ^ solid advice
  18. Calksuckers. All of them.
  19. Good handwriting is the sign of a slow mind.
  20. 26 tequilas 22 vodkas 6 bourbon Very America first. Also fuck anyone charging $16 for woodford reserve. That should be impeachable.
  21. Given the overwhelming support of this admin by evangelicals, one could argue quite the opposite.
  22. And there it is. The victimization mentality that feeds today’s MAGA crowd. Congratulations for being able to rise above if only for a fleeting moment.
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