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baboso

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  1. Judging by that first pic in profile, she needs to be adding to the size of that clothing also.
  2. Dwight Yoakam on July 29th. Can't wait.
  3. The suburbs of Atlanta, GA.
  4. Several years ago on an AA flight from DFW to DCA. Work trip with colleagues and we had a window and aisle seat on the MD88 (configuration is 3 seats on one side, 2 seats on the other, we were in the 3 seat side). So, we're sitting there, shooting evil thoughts at oncoming pax hoping we keep an empty middle seat. Hot chick gets on, we're like yes, yes, yes, please. No luck, she sits one row forward and across the aisle. Up comes this fat fuck stops at our row, we are saying fuck my life but he sits directly across the aisle behind the hot chick. Finish boarding, keep our empty middle, sweet! Taxiing out and the fat dude takes out his Dallas Morning News and proceeds to hold it up in front of him to read, as he can't fit it between his gut and the hot chick's seat. Problem is every time he turns the page, he kind of snaps it and is hitting the hot chick in the back of the head. After 2 or 3 smacks, we could see her getting more and more irritated. Finally, on about the 10th smack, she turns around and says would you please quit hitting me in the head with your paper. He harumphs but adjusts somehow so the paper swatting is finished. We take off and fat boy gets up by grabbing the top of her headrest to pull himself up and pulls her hair, eliciting a pained ouch from her. He apologizes and then proceeds to open the overhead bin and rummage around in it while his big gut is rubbing on her shoulder and head. She looks disgusted and is grabbing the armrest and leaning as far away from him as she can get. About that time, a laptop bag comes tumbling out of the overhead and lands on her hand and she just loses it and screams, "YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER, WHY ARE YOU PERSECUTING ME?" He yells back he hasn't done anything wrong and she can't call him fat. "YOU ARE FAT! AND, YOU HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS FLIGHT MISERABLE FOR ME!" My buddy and I are cracking up. Flight attendants show up, referee the argument, and end up moving the hot chick to first class. Fat dude is really pissed that he didn't get moved to the front of the plane. We're disappointed also.
  5. When they try to rip off the coke dealer in Boogie Nights always gets me tense.
  6. Fan of the music. David Crosby seems to be a miserable human being, however.
  7. Even the top loading Whirlpools still take an hour for the wash and an hour for the dryer. Celery Man, your washer got fucked up in the move because the movers piled a bunch of shit on top of it when they packed the truck. I had the same thing happen when I moved a few years ago. Last move, I sold the old set and bought a new set when I got my new place.
  8. and Atlanta.
  9. Petty and U2. Bowie for option 2(b).
  10. Double derp.
  11. Damn, look at his hands shaking when he lights that cig. Hung over like a palm tree.
  12. baboso

    Tinnitus

    Speak up, goddamit! Quit mumbling.
  13. Yeah, that part of metro Atlanta is sketchy as hell. Like Houston 5th Ward ghetto hood sketchy.
  14. Dead snek.
  15. Country Club with an emphasis on COUNTRY.
  16. Slice on the long bias into about 1/4" thickness. Marinate in this in the fridge for 3 to 4 hours: Juice of 1 lemon 2TBS agave syrup 3TBS olive oil 1 tsp salt 1/2 tsp black pepper Cook on a hot grill until just past al dente. You can season with more s&p, seasoned salt, Tony Chachere's, etc. while on the grill if you want more of a kick.
  17. That would make the perfect avatar pic for Wulaw, indeed.
  18. So many questions about what happened here.
  19. Pretty sure my Golden Retriever would hide behind me if she ever saw a cow. Peek around my legs with a WTF is that thing look on her face.
  20. The Chamberlain MyQ app pays for itself with shit like this. You can see the status of your garage door on your phone.
  21. "At a bar in Alabama" That's on you, man. Life choices and whatnot.
  22. Bigger, better locations, still shoddily built.
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