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baboso

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  1. Team Chamberlain and myQ app. I'm not letting some sketchy ass Amazon driver in my garage, however. I've got a lot of pricey tools in there.
  2. I would keep the security deposit.
  3. Exhibit A:
  4. With apologies to Butch Hancock: There's some big ol' Buicks by the Baptist churchCadillacs at the Church of Christ Pickups with rebel flag stickers at the Cowboy church...
  5. Good for you, Clintonaldo. I got the talk from my doc on Feb. 3, fatty liver, maybe cirrhosis; quit drinking or start estate planning. Almost 3 weeks in and doing OK. Funny thing I realized it was it was more a habit than a need. Last 11 months of work from home exacerbated the habit horribly. Spent the first week sleeping fitfully, now sleep well. I make "mocktails" in the evening instead of what used to be called "big boy Cokes", 75/25 Jim Beam to Coke ratio. Now, it is 50/50 Cran/Pom to soda water and I am doing good with that. Something to drink of an evening and it is nice to not have my hands shaking for half the day. I don't know if I fit in the "I'm an alcoholic" mode, but I grew to depend on it to some level.
  6. I prefer to believe it was something penicillin won't cure.
  7. Dancing, singing, pfft. Money.
  8. Pro tip: they don't do anything to muffle a fart, either.
  9. Those wall mounted bookshelves from Crate & Barrel also?
  10. That will make a turd.
  11. You sure look fine tonight, in the beer sign light.Why did you seem surprised when I saw through your disguise.All your friends were there and no one had a care.They all just looked away in this Honky Tonk Masquerade.
  12. Man, worst summer I ever spent working offshore was when we crew changed on work boats. Always just enough sea to make the trip rough. Interior of the boat filled up with cigarette smoke and invariably some half-drunk/hungover asshole would end up puking. I put a life jacket on and sat out on the deck after the first trip out to the rig.
  13. Go see a dermatologist and get it checked for skin cancer. 4 months is a long time.
  14. The irony of misspelling cretin is delicious.
  15. Country Tavern is a short drive away.
  16. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you aren't married.
  17. The Ojeda's in Plano is thoroughly meh.
  18. Speaking of the National WWII Museum, it is outstanding.
  19. It's just money. 'MERICA!!!!
  20. Wise move. Seen too many videos of people on foot around bison getting lit up.
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