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baboso

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Everything posted by baboso

  1. Carpenter bees? Hate them with a passion.
  2. Dana Delaney in Tombstone.
  3. Tacos, you ever have a snake problem in that blind?
  4. If you're going up through Lubbock, take a slight detour to Wolfforth and eat at Evie Mae's.
  5. Kid should convert to Rastafarian and sue the shit out of the school for religious discrimination.
  6. As close as I'll ever get to heaven Is makin' speed up ol' 87
  7. Almost like a Frank Frazetta poster for Conan the Barbarian.
  8. Tech made the championship game, not just the final four.
  9. .
  10. And, that intense little white guy in the dumbass Kung Fu movie shirt grew up to be Justin W. Smith!"
  11. El asunto de Tomas Corona.
  12. [aggy]Are they better than sheep?[\aggy]
  13. Sorry, Champ.
  14. Leach in the deep South in Mississippi is going to be hilarious. Especially coming from Washington State. About as polar opposite as you can get. He coached about 5 years in Valdosta, GA. I think he has a handle on the deep South.
  15. baboso

    Countryisms

    Darker than a well digger's ass. Somebody beat her with the ugly stick. I'm just here to eat fried chicken and help out with the fuckin'.
  16. Check your pm.
  17. I worked offshore drilling rigs for 3 summers in college. The first summer the rig's welder learned that my old man was also a welder, so I became the unofficial welder's helper. One day we were having to weld the blowout preventer after we moved holes. The welder was this funny ass dude from Joaquin, TX. The toolpusher was yelling at him to hurry up and just generally being a dick, as most toolpushers are. The welder stopped, hung his stinger up, took his hood and gloves off and said to the toolpusher, "Herman, I ain't got but two speeds: slow and stopped. If you don't like slow, you sure as shit won't like the other. Now leave me alone."
  18. What's that green shit in the upper part of your styrofoam container? It's taking up valuable real estate.
  19. Is there a Pancho's Mexican Buffet still open in Dallas? If so, there you go.
  20. That chick must have God pussy.
  21. That's a lot of red meat. You should probably get your cholesterol checked.
  22. MaybeACoordinator has led an interesting life.
  23. When I worked at Whataburger in high school, we cleaned the griddle each night with a griddle brick, like the below. Scrub it down with the brick while it's hot, and then wipe it off with a damp/wet towel.
  24. Los Cuates restaurant on Menaul Boulevard is solid.
  25. Paul Cauthen. Read about him in Texas Monthly's hot Texas acts. This video is a trip.
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