Everything posted by Anwar Namtut
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Our neighbor thought this would be a good Halloween decoration in the front yard for some reason. Keep in mind, we are not on acreage or anything. Just a cookie cutter neighborhood. Used said decoration to burn a bunch of junk. The Google car also decided it was a good time to come through and update our street view. So street view has our neighbor burning shit in the burn barrel with a bunch of crazy-ass Halloween decorations.
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The Republican Civil War - it will be because we destroyed ourselves
I'd better get to fappin'.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I had the volume off - was the Benny Hill song playing?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Who does that?
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pornhub's top relative searches by women, broken down by state
Sorry for my wife's partying.
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30 second typing speed challenge , you fucking nerds
Phrasing...
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Goofy shit you thought as a kid...
When I or someone in my family would choke/cough while eating, my mom would ask or say, "It must've gone down the wrong pipe." I thought for a long time we had different throats inside of us for meat, vegetables, drinks, etc. So, if I choked while eating bread it was because the bread went down the meat pipe.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Trade you.
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Indycar 2022
Didn't really get many pictures this last weekend. Awesome weather all weekend. Our seats are right at turn 1 and after watching them not even make the first turn, it was sort of a relief that they made it. Of course, the rest of the race wasn't all that exciting. Most of the passes in our location were not for position - just getting around Dalton Kellett again or something. Jimmie's crash was right in front of us, though. Was happy to see Scott M get the win but I wish Lundgard would have done better. Seems he had some bad pit stops / strategy plus the sign really messed him up. Always fun to go, though. I was shocked to see Dixon suddenly in third. I had to watch a few replays to figure out what happened. Lol.
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Indycar 2022
No photos yet at Portland , but first practice session is red flagged because a giant tv tipped over close to the track and is apparently leaking hydraulic fluid on the track.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I took this picture of a penis cloud earlier this year. Not quite as throbbing.
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Indycar 2022
I like the idea of this track and the bridge but they still need to widen some of those corners.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Player name checks out? I'm assuming that's the joke.
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Indycar 2022
Ganassi Sues Palou Should we get the popcorn ready?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
What language is that? Maybe I need June Cleaver to translate.
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Indycar 2022
Especially the ones from down under.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Seems Maury is a little racist.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Not sliced. Like a man.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Years ago, my brother in law and I went to a motorcycle rally. Left the tents to wander around and drink beer and watch the band. Hours later and drunk as hell, we tried to find our tents amongst the sea of about 500 others. We still laugh about asking someone we didn’t know to us find our way.
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Fuck HS graduation ceremonies
Just got back from daughter’s high school graduation. Way too long. She got a bunch of awards and 28 college credits so that makes it a little better.
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Colonoscopy
I'm 51 and will schedule for this summer. My oldest daughter has been pushing for me to get one since I turned 50. Not looking forward to it, but must be done.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Good point - I watched that movie a week or two ago. Probably hadn't seen it in 30 years before that. Fantastic movie.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
John Candy was a lesbian?
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Could you beat this 70 year olds 100m time?
This thread has made me laugh more than the wives thread, the LOL Pic thread and the dumbass Facebook thread combined.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Since I don't think I've ever listened to her, not a problem at all.