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Alex Karev

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  1. Are my testicles black? A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet" He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other She looks very closely and says, 'Theres nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely "Are . my-test - results - back?
  2. We build the Octagon style blinds that are 8ft wide with walk in storm doors and windows. Complete with office chairs and heaters. 6ft, 8ft, and 12ft high stands with 4' x 4' landings with safety rails.
  3. Wife and I loved this show. Watched it in 2 nights. We also love the views from the Hills.The house from the television series Bosch is located at 1870 Blue Heights Drive in Hollywood Hills West. The best views of the structure can be seen from the 1600 block of Viewmont Drive and the 8800 block of Hollywood Boulevard.
  4. When you are going to be out of town for a few days empty a box of moth balls along the fence line. When he complains tell him that you are trying to cover up some stinking odor that smells like treated wood burning.
  5. Set a live trap with some canned cat food. Catch the sucker and call animal control to re-locate it I guess Or you could shoot them with a .22 Cal Pellet rifle with a scope and silencer. I have heard of this method also.
  6. Paint the porch ceiling sky blue and they won't come back. They think it is open sky. We did it and it worked for us. We first hung the plastic owls and they built nest on the Owls head. I kid you not.
  7. Yes and Yes And if You listen to CNN or MSNBC you probably won't. Thank God
  8. Just replaced my 4 year old Matag washing machine. It was a lemon from day one. Still using the dryer but it will not always get everything completely dry with 1 cycle I don't think any brand W/D out there can compete with a 1980s model. Just my thought
  9. I have the Samsung Duo. We love the features. Convection, grill, microwave, toaster, all in one. 110 volts. I believe convection on high is 1800 watts.
  10. Tri-Eagle has the best rates with no add on's. 4 years straight..
  11. Because they breed like rabbits and have around 3 litters of piglets a year. Their gestation period is 3 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days. Most litters are a dozen or more. They have few predators and are amune to disease. You can kill the sows, and the piglets will group together and survive by raiding crops and deer feeders where available.
  12. It is, but it will remove hair also. So I've been told...from a friend.
  13. Yes. You should watch and enjoy
  14. Bad Blood is another worth watching. Montreal Mafia boss Vito Rizzuto is released from prison after serving 31 years for murder and seeks revenge on those who killed his family and friends.
  15. I watched the ZZTops documentary twice. Last night drunk and again today with the wife sober. It's a damn good show. Tommorow I am digging through the storage building to see if I can find those old 8 tracks.
  16. Dixie Warriors. Blue Belly Killers. Shades of Grey.
  17. Try Hair spray and a Bic Lighter.
  18. What did she charge for doing it?
  19. I went in and seen the the Donkey show. In Ciudad Acuña they had a goose that stuck it's head and neck in some strange places. I think I remember monkeys also. Those were the days.
  20. The Florida Cafe was the place in Jaurez.
  21. Disease has killed them out in West Texas. Not hunting
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