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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Looking at his kids, I'd say it spread from his dick.
  2. Yeah, maybe they could stomach an ass whipping from Texas more than one from BYU.
  3. Don't let aggy see that goat...
  4. You jest, but I was actually wondering if I can still keep Argentina, Costa Rica, and Panama on my possible expat retirement list. I'd sure hate to move away from this shit only to have the shit come after me.
  5. Listing Gruden above Saban should get a person banned from having opinions for at least a week.
  6. I'd just about guarantee that it was "Feliz Navidad," by Jose Feliciano, 1970. But sure, get mad about it now, because Fox News said so. It's a war on Christmas! How dare that brown rapist drug dealer wish us well on OUR white holiday!!
  7. What is the record for most head coaching body weight defeated in consecutive games? It has to be less than Elko + Poggi.
  8. So what's he under arrest for? Is the raise in that graphic from $58k to $90k legit? If so, is that embezzling state funds if it was given as a kickback to keep her quiet?
  9. This woman has decided she'd like some privacy, so here's a photo for you all to jack to.
  10. Men have been doing wildly dumb shit for very average pussy for approximately 300,000 years.
  11. Is it, though? They got to unload a mediocre coach for free. It's embarrassing for the coach. Nobody expects a university to keep a coach's dick in his pants for him.
  12. We're liberating that oil!
  13. Not that there's anything wrong with his outfit.
  14. Also, you know the help at Michigan fucks.
  15. Really? You can't think of literally anywhere else this could go?
  16. "Was it worth it?" Lulz
  17. RomaVicta trying to get back into Surly's good graces like...
  18. Didn't Michael Scott change dramatically from Year 1 of the Office into the rest of the series, too? Also, remember the guy from Year 1 of Parks and Rec who just disappeared from the cast with no explanation, lol?
  19. Yeah. You might as well tell me you don't like dogs. I don't need to hear anything else from you ever.
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