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TexArcher

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Filthy sequence. Go sit down and wipe that shit off your face.
  2. It's because the universe hates you assholes.
  3. Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha, make 'em pay for that shit, come on!
  4. Farmer against the aggy, lolololololololol
  5. DING!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Runs, god dammit, runs!
  7. Ain't gonna be nothing left in that pen when we're going for the sweep on Sunday.
  8. Augie smiling at this one, let's gooooo!!!
  9. I sure wouldn't be mad about a crooked number here.
  10. Next person who talks about last inning has a small weenie.
  11. WTF??? He was safe. You can't challenge the second ruling that he pushed off the bag. Fuck you, Blue.
  12. They do blackface since it's tough to pick up spin through the eyeslits in a Klan hood.
  13. Why the fuck are we gonna go 6-6 down the stretch?? Shut up, loser.
  14. I like double plays. Double plays are good.
  15. Have I ever told y'all how much I fucking hate aggy?
  16. That won't make the baserunning tutorial DVD, but bring him in now.
  17. Man, that's a ridiculous play.
  18. I mean, how is this mouthy legacy guy, no matter how talented, supposed to lead a locker room full of professional men who by and large didn't have it nearly so easy growing up? How are any of them supposed to relate to or respect this cocky ass kid? Not to mention you get Deion talking to reporters about every move your franchise makes. Hard pass.
  19. This is the entire problem with this little-dicked simpleton. He thinks that if the other guys also made a profit, he got ripped off. It's impossible for his underpowered brain to conceive of a mutually beneficial arrangement. This is why it's okay for him to stiff everyone he does business with and owes money to. That's him winning and them losing. Who gives a shit if it's fair? We're not going to have an ally left in this world when this guy is done.
  20. We are actually giving China the moral high ground, in addition to the most-powerful-nation-in-the-world status. Shrewd. Brilliant business. We should open a casino.
  21. This guy is gonna back down 90 times and they're gonna claim victories. Guaranteed. My favorite will be when he puts the Iran deal that he canceled back in place, only it's worse.
  22. Nice start! Wouldn't mind this game getting really boring.
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