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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Outstanding week in the portal. I know we all want to see the O line get better, but even if it doesn't, we upgraded at RB and Arch started feeling pressure and getting out of there, to run or stop and throw, a lot better the second half of the year. We can become a team you can't afford to rush 5 or 6 at, especially if Sark learns what a quick slant is.
  2. With those forearms? Pass.
  3. Undersized white running back? Pass.
  4. Football coaches punted when they should have gone for it for decades, and now they just go for everything. Meanwhile the game theory hasn't changed. They just get it wrong differently.
  5. How is that not a catch, fumble, and recovery?
  6. Huge get at LB. Now where the O linemen at?
  7. Jesus Christ, are we still doing this? They played 3 good teams and lost to 2 of them. Join a conference like everybody else, and accept your bowl bid like everybody else, ya fucking babies.
  8. I think we'll have bigger things to clean up by 2048.
  9. Offer Cignetti $80 million for 5 years. Make him say no.
  10. Over/under on human bodies Cignetti has disposed of = 2.5
  11. You know we can fucking swear here, right?
  12. 955 plays without a lost fumble is absolutely insane.
  13. Looked like Cignetti said who jumped, tell me, I'm gonna bench his ass.
  14. Are you saying he isn't well-spoken enough?
  15. Now they're probably gonna lose because of that missed FG.
  16. Not as bad as, "We're not weird...."
  17. Excellent series of play calls by Oregon to get him settled back in.
  18. Indiana could win the Super Bowl.
  19. It makes me absolutely sick that there are so many people justifying this. If you can't get this one right, then you can't get anything right. Your mind is not your own.
  20. I think "Forget it, Jake. It's Magatown" should become a thing here. Every time one of them tries to insert their logic like a three-legged horse into the Kentucky Derby of educated adult discourse, we just say, "Forget it, Jake. It's Magatown."
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