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TexArcher

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  1. Only a Donald Trump CIA would announce its covert spying plans to get a headline. Fucking idiot.
  2. Well, it is the same party that killed 600,000 civilians in Iraq so the VP could profit from rebuilding it all on an illegal no-bid government contract. It could be argued that Trump wanting to move the Palestinians is the more humane move.
  3. Are you trying to get us 9/11'd? Because I think this might be how you get us 9/11'd.
  4. The world people. You know, the ethnic ones. We'll put them all into designated places, like Africa, AYYYY-shuh, and they'll make them very international, very wonderful places. You know, a lot of people are saying they'll be the best places, I don't know, but that's what they're saying. Maybe we can go there on vacations and watch them through plexiglass or something, I don't know.
  5. Yeah, Gaza's been very unlucky for them the way all your business partners have been unlucky. Funny how often you get unlucky when you have to deal with horrible people.
  6. She also absolutely tore into him when he tried to act like Elon Musk's Nazi salute wasn't that big of a deal. She looked like she literally wanted to fight him. I know a lot of people have turned on CNN, but they still make the right look stupid pretty regularly, and I think that includes letting Jennings be his douchebag self on national tv every night. Van Jones regularly dunks on him, too (no racist).
  7. This is pretty much where I'm at right now. There's nothing I can do about anything, so I'm gonna use this inferno to light a cigar, put my feet up, and enjoy a smoke and a healthy dose of schadenfreude. Hell with it.
  8. The "brilliant businessman" is caving when the other sides promise to do stuff they already did voluntarily... And publicly... And he thinks he's winning... This is amazing....
  9. Catherine Rampell continues to be a national treasure.
  10. This motherfucker is talking about making Canada the 51st state, in exchange for our protection. From whom? Everybody likes Canada. And they're surrounded by nothing but oceans and us. This sounds like when the mafia shows up at your small business telling you that you need to pay them for their protection (because they're gonna burn your store down if you don't). It also sounds like, "Look, squirrel!" as they're driving the leading race car into the wall on a daily fucking basis.
  11. If I try to murder you and fail, I'm still going to jail, right?
  12. At what point do we talk about this tariff start-and-stop as straight-up market manipulation? Tariff! Market down almost 2 percent. Tariff paused! Market comes roaring back. And of course Trump's hedge fund managers are out in front of all of it, profiting in both directions. We've got a street level mafioso wannabe running a numbers game on the entire economy.
  13. But if we ignore all the idiots, who are we gonna talk to?
  14. Yeah, I asked my 77-year-old mother to remove the Kamala stuff from her car and yard. She lives in a suburb of Houston that is no doubt 75+% Trumpkins. It makes me sad that it's necessary, but it is.
  15. I think most of them will never, ever question it. They will slowly become convinced that deporting all Muslims is necessary for national security, and so is leaving NATO, and so is expanding our territory, by force if necessary, and whatever else the Bannons and Millers come up with. Fox News will help the average Trumpkin become the average German from circa 1938 and they won't even notice.
  16. Damn, Izzy won the 1st round then got put out early in the 2nd.
  17. Joan Rivers belongs in the NFL HOF as much as Philip Rivers.
  18. Pavlovic and Bigi Boi the first of three PPV-worthy fights. Sergei by brutality incoming...
  19. Oh, cool, we're bombing Somalia now.
  20. Fortunately, the climate will kill us all off in about 30 years so we won't carry this shame too far into history.
  21. Amazing free card starts at 11. Early prelims on ESPN+ right now.
  22. They just can't believe that a guy with a 50-year trail of fucking people over is fucking them over. Watching this develop is the silver lining and I am here for it. Find out, idiots.
  23. Unions are the only reason we don't (still) have sweatshops in this country. Edit: I agree about the police union, but there are quite a few good ones.
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