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TexArcher

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  1. Don't sell yourself short. You're a visionary director.
  2. For his "logic" to hold, public universities would have to be in the habit of negotiating and announcing 8-figure investments in such a way as to maximize hurt feelings on other universities' message boards. It's fucking asinine.
  3. Real talk: this was about getting the coach we wanted. "Owning" you guys was just a cherry on top. What you all seem to not understand is that you are a stepping stone baseball job and we are the best baseball job in the country. We could have taken Vitello from Tennessee, or any other coach from any other school. It's only your delusions of grandeur that are making this so painful for you. In the immortal words of Marlo Stanfield: You want it to be one way. But it's the other way.
  4. But that was different when it comes to loyalty. Like it was different when aggy stole Schloss from TCU three years ago. They can poach anybody they want, but if anyone ever leaves them, they're a fucking piece of shit traitor forever. Aggy is an unhealthy relationship that might kill you if you try to leave it.
  5. Imagine if Texas wins the very next College World Series... With Schloss... And like 4/9 of our lineup guys from this year's losing aggy team... And it would be the talk of the entire Omaha run, in every game, even the ones we're not playing in... Imagine how that would look to every high school athlete in Texas, in every sport...
  6. Exactly. And driving to the press conference to prevent it? This is a pathetic attempt to save face, and it reads like it was written by a 14-year-old.
  7. This gets to the crux of the matter -- Schloss leaving them forces aggy to face the fact that they are not any more significant than TCU. They are just another stepping stone school, and their rival is the destination school. This may do permanent damage to their collective psyche. Is it possible to overdose on cognitive dissonance and denial? Let's hope so.
  8. Anybody want to play Where's Waldo with these guys? I know they're in this photo...
  9. You're being TCU football from two years ago. Go enjoy your championship series participant banner ceremony at Mediocre Ice Cream Park. But next time you see Disch-Falk on tv, notice the 6 national championship banners behind left field. There is nothing noteworthy about Texas A&M except your weirdness. Have you considered being a two-percenter? It might make interacting with the rest of the world a little more pleasant, for them at least. You may go now.
  10. Wait til Schloss wins a national championship here...
  11. All the "Welcome to the flagship" stuff is the cherry on top. Good lord, what a time to be alive.
  12. He seems to be really enjoying this. He must have been miserable over there. Which I get.
  13. The best part of Texags right now is the multiple threads accusing Schloss of throwing the last two games of the championship series. Aggy led Game 2 going to the 7th. And they almost came back from 5 runs down in the last 2 innings last night. Yes, you country fried morons, that's what rigged baseball looks like. Apparently, Schloss and UT cooked this up a while ago, and that's why we fired our coach when we did. We tried to ruin them from the outside, while Schloss poisoned them from the inside, because, get this, no shit, he didn't want to have to recruit against an in-state national champion. I mean, sure, all the forces of the universe had to conspire together to keep y'all from winning a major national championship. For the 85th year in a row.
  14. God damn, this is delicious. I'm gonna go lie down for a while.
  15. I truly hope my best friend and UT roommate Mike can see this from whatever's next. Got dayum, what a day.
  16. I gotta take a break. I've never done this much at once before.
  17. Aggy is that girl we all know who's a 5, but she thinks she's a 9.
  18. Hey Texags lurkers... Get thoroughly and completely fucked, you weirdo, mid-major, repressed homosexual loser ass losers!! We're the Joneses. And there is still no such thing as a Texas Aggie. P.S. Eat some shit.
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