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TexArcher

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  1. Wait, is somebody gonna waste a draft pick on this guy, seriously? He's a smaller Johnny Manziel with an even worse attitude.
  2. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Mr. Shitident.
  3. Cool, welcome to Dirty Pocket. I play rhythm guitar and piano. Let's go get some pussy.
  4. I'm gonna go ahead and claim "Dirty Pocket" as a band name. Any bass players here?
  5. This is insanity.
  6. We had two all-SEC linemen, and the other three were so bad that we couldn't even crack 4 ypc the whole year or give our quarterback more than 2 seconds until we already had 2 losses.
  7. It's just a shame that our Christian Founding Fathers guaranteed the right of all Americans to own military-grade assault weapons that didn't exist yet and also had the foresight to make sure that the Constitution couldn't be changed no matter what. Otherwise we might have to do something about this. Fortunately, we can't, so we don't even have to think about it.
  8. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
  9. Also played Redfoot in The Usual Suspects. RIP.
  10. 1. It was. 2. Why would we be done on 12/13?
  11. Cole with a clinical finish on a peach of an assist. Then a glaring miss. Shit. Need all three points today.
  12. I mean, we were 3rd when I was in college in the late 90s. Or maybe 4th.
  13. It's ugly, but giys are fighting. They could've folded after those two threes and lost by 15.
  14. Welp. Shit.
  15. Can't have a big 2nd half comeback if you don't shit the bed in the first half.
  16. This is some dogshit trolling.
  17. "If Bill Cosby had been white, he would've gotten another chance." -- Jemele Hill, probably
  18. So, Jemele Hill is still an idiot. Cool. What's slightly surprising is that there are so many other idiots with public platforms who think that either a) Moore would have gotten a second chance if he were white, or b) Moore has let down the black community with his actions. Maybe this is just one guy who's getting karma for his choices? Maybe it isn't automatically racism every time a black person gets punished for something? Maybe it isn't setting an entire race back every time one dude gets caught with his dick out? Maybe the fact that the media thinks his blackness has anything to do with this story is part of the problem? We can't even enjoy a good old-fashioned career-suicide-by-undefeated-pussy story in this country anymore.
  19. Looking at his kids, I'd say it spread from his dick.
  20. Yeah, maybe they could stomach an ass whipping from Texas more than one from BYU.
  21. Don't let aggy see that goat...
  22. You jest, but I was actually wondering if I can still keep Argentina, Costa Rica, and Panama on my possible expat retirement list. I'd sure hate to move away from this shit only to have the shit come after me.
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