TexArcher

I like how the drama is the same, different, and better.

Or you want to tell me about the Prosperity Gospel in exchange for a small donation.

That's actually more legit than aggy counting their spring game.

We talkin' bout classes? Not a game. Not a game.

Things that are a little beyond "political disagreements"... -- Stealing women's rights. -- Whitewashing history books. -- Deporting brown people. -- Attacking oil-rich nations to manipulate markets and enrich yourselves. -- Pardoning treasonists after you incited them. -- Shitting on literally all of our allies around the world. Yeah, these are absolutely issues that should define who we will or won't be friends with. This has gone way beyond politics. There are intelligent, decent people, and there are stupid, awful people. The line is getting very, very clear.

You're like a fucking cockroach, I swear.

But don't worry, we'll get Charlie Kirk Day, so it'll only be a net -1 vacation day. I swear POTUS is gonna use a tactical nuke in Iran and every Republican in Congress is gonna be like, "I didn't see it." All they care about is that abortion is illegal, browns are being deported, and they control the SC for a generation. Whatever else comes with that is no problemo, man, I wasn't even looking.

Sure. Let's recruit a bunch of Gen Z kids who just wanted to go to college and never had the war boner like most who join up. And then we'll throw him into... a ground war in Iran. That should go really well. We are nothing but meat for their army and tax payers for the coffers they steal from.

And why do YOU PEOPLE make us google her? I know the whole world is going downhill, but god damn, Surly. Keep it together.

While talking on her cell.

"The workers don't want time off" -- Guy who inherited the factory and who has never worked a day in his life.

Strategery

Where we've won 6 of the last 7 and will have the better team on the field. No home field advantage in all of sports is more overtalked than aggy in College Station. My only concern is that the SEC might decide it's time for aggy to win one. They do like to participate in outcomes.

You gone keep reading my shit, Fud. Forever.

Did you put on your robe and wizard hat?

TOO FUCKING SOON, YOU PEOPLE.

No, fuck YOU, buddy.

Our defense will be a metric fuckton better than 2019 LSU's.

One of the things I'm most looking forward to this season is aggy returning to 8-4, maybe even 7-5, and those idiots putting Elko on the hot seat, as if that isn't who they've always been for almost 90 years when they aren't cheating.

Not gonna lie -- I can get used to scoring in the first 5 minutes every game.

Hate that play calling from NMSU. You're down 10 on the road and they get the ball 2nd half. Why not throw it around a couple of times and see if you can get a FG?

Shit is dark.

Good Aggies with a pick. FSU in a dog fight.