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TexArcher

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  1. I need to put you in a well, for the good of the program.
  2. THEY SUCK AND THEY HAVE SEX WITH FARM ANIMALS.
  3. ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS, YOU LITTLE BROTHER, FAKE CHAMPIONSHIP ASS LOSERS?! HAVE FUN WITH THE SECOND HALF OF THAT TWO GAME LOSING STREAK I TOLD Y'ALL ABOUT......................................
  4. And the 20-0 against ou.......
  5. But he's already making rookie contract money here, plus endorsements. Is he better off carrying a clipboard in the NFL or winning a god damned national championship at Texas next year?
  6. I mean, it's one thing to criticize stretches of play calling, or even to criticize Sark in general. But all the "fuck this team" stuff -- don't you dare enjoy this win, you babyback bitches.
  7. This is so god damned satisfying.
  8. MICHAEL TAAFE WITH THE REDEMPTION!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FARMING LOSER SHITBIRDS!!!!
  9. Amazing. That is almost as bad as the Vandy 2-point conversion.
  10. Jesus Christ, they're giving a yard on every spot.
  11. That's my fucking quarterback right there!!!!
  12. Why is Baxter in the game right now??
  13. That facemask might have lost us this game. And he had plenty of help. Ungoddamnedbelievable.
  14. Holy holding, Batman. My god.
  15. Fucking facrmask, my god. Fuck everything.
  16. Yeah, the sold out to stop the shockingly obvious play call. Ricky Williams wouldn't have gotten shit there.
  17. Dude, what is that??
  18. BREAK THESE BOYS RIGHT HERE. THEY'RE FUCKING EXHAUSTED AND THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY PRESSURE. RUN THE BALL AND TAKE A DEEP SHOT.
  19. Don't worry about the blatant hold, you cocksuckers.
  20. Sark, you rope-a-doping mad genius, you.
  21. Stop the outside stuff. One cut and go. Hesitate if you need to, then go. That is working.
  22. Keep running it. Let's go!!!
  23. Well, it starts with a burnt orange jersey.
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