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TexArcher

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  1. A guy from Fox News wasn't honest? Now I've heard it all...
  2. I've said for years that it's like we're living in a Jonathan Swift story or SNL sketch that was scrapped because it was too over-the-top to work as satire. But here we are. And it gets more surreal and ridiculous by the day.
  3. I mean, sure, a former WWE executive is going to dismantle public education. Of course that's going to happen.
  4. Only if he gets that Sammy Sosa/Michael Jackson disease....
  5. At this point, I'm guessing MTG for Secratury of Edyucashun and Mike Lindell for Solo Chief of the newly created Pillow Force.
  6. Not gonna lie. I'm enjoying this.
  7. And, when people do have a problem with anything Trump does, who exactly are they going to take it to? They control everything. All three branches, the DoJ, and soon enough the military. They're going to do whatever they want.
  8. Back to Houston to not win some more Big 12 Championships?
  9. Sure Trump crimes, but everybody else crimes, too, so it's okay! Sure Trump will fuck over farmers with these tariffs, but they were kinda fucked already, so it's okay! The Jesse Watters playbook doesn't really add anything to the discussion. Neither do straw man arguments. You can just fold the losing hand instead.
  10. Nobody said things were going fanfuckingtastic. This is a pretty horrible attempt at a rebuttal and you should go sit down.
  11. That in no way prevents them from getting more fucked.
  12. It's gonna be amazing in a couple of years when all the US soybean farmers can't wait to vote Trump out of office for tanking the soybean export market (when China imposes tariffs in response to ours). Oh, but oops. Shit.
  13. I celebrate 2024 ou football's entire catalogue.
  14. She must hate health insurance and 401k.
  15. Of course. It's not a coincidence that pretty much every Republican is religious, or at least knows how to pretend to be.
  16. It's amazing how many people were hoodwinked into harming themselves. It's like Jonestown on a national scale. Fox News got everybody drinking the Kool-Aid, and along came a charismatic cult leader to poison it, only instead of killing you, this Kool-Aid ruins your life and gets your grandma deported. Drink up, you ignorant sons of bitches.
  17. These guys scored 6 against SC, 12 against UGA, 13 against Vandy, and 10 against Auburn. So, I'm gonna do something I've never done before and predict a shutout. Kentucky -- 0 Texas -- 42
  18. Everyone else wins close games and they're tough and gritty. We win close games and it's proof that we suck. Allay'all can kiss my ass. We're back and we're gonna be around for a long time.
  19. Yeah, his dad lived with Shipley's dad or something.
  20. Every time he yells at the refs, this is all I see...
  21. If he doesn't have an NIL deal for diabeetus meds, someone's marketing department needs a firing.
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