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TexArcher

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  1. The same reason that they talk about wanting small government and individual liberties, but they also want abortion, gay marriage, marijuana, online poker, and lots of other things to be illegal. They are liars.
  2. Holy shit, X!!
  3. I grew up in Houston, so this hits like 120 miles away.
  4. No one gives a shit about what you're watching, you pot-stirring troll. I had forgotten you were alive. And now I'm mad about it. Fuck your face.
  5. For sure. Almost 300 all-purpose and 3 scores.
  6. God, I love Anne Hathaway.
  7. Holy shit, what a play. X with a touchdown!
  8. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.... Philly just shitting all over KC. You hate to see it. Unless you're me and like 90% of the country.
  9. I don't know who you are.
  10. Between the fleshy cowboy head and the Seal seal, I'm gonna be awake for a couple of nights.
  11. Tom Brady. Not a math major.
  12. Like committing to not letting Jordan beat you, so Pippen puts in 45.
  13. Put it on the stadium!
  14. Yeah, it was fine. I still think Rakim smokes that guy, but what do I know.
  15. My 81-year-old dad just messaged me: Who the hell is Kendrick Lamar?
  16. I mean, yeah. Not sure who else would be even argued.
  17. I can laugh at this, right?
  18. I didn't realize how little homeboy is. 5' 5"? He's like hood Kevin Hart.
  19. I want to kick Brad Bonilla in his ambulance-chasing balls.
  20. Love some Wanda Sykes!!
  21. Mahomes rating in this game is 12.9.
  22. Did I just watch a 70-year-old woman fake an orgasm on national tv?
  23. Oh, the Chiefs should protect Mahomes. That's insightful, thanks, Tom.
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