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TexArcher

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  1. Cedar Park with the gray sky striptease, but you know the movie's PG-13 and you ain't gonna see shit.
  2. I don't think it matters. They'll spin this as an attack on ICE and an excuse to ramp things up. We're into the massive quickening phase at this point.
  3. And ICE is about to have an even bigger blank check to hurt people. God dammit.
  4. Yes, Jimmy Kimmel's show is an illegal campaign contribution. Another conspiracy cracked by the guy who doesn't know how to Google words he can't pronounce before he goes on national tv to say them, but at least he's not staring directly into eclipses anymore, I guess?
  5. American soy farmer bailout by fiscal conservative morons in 3... 2... 1...
  6. We all know ou still sucks.
  7. I'm not gonna cheer for his injury. He might not have been at ou long enough to be a complete piece of shit yet. But I am thinking of all the sooners who bet on him to win the Heisman. And I am gonna cheer for that. Fuck 'em to infinity.
  8. It's almost October, aggy is undefeated and in the top 10 for a moment, and Looch can't stop making excuses for how many games Texas is about to win. They all know what is coming.
  9. Does Gundy have any eligibility left? I hear the other Oklahoma school needs a quarterback all of a sudden......
  10. Tell that aggy dumbshit that we hope Reed manages to stay healthy so we can ragdoll his ass all over DKR.
  11. It just means more surgeries.
  12. Looch needs to face a salad once in a while.
  13. I can't speak for anyone else, but my aforementioned concern was simply with the fact that Vanderbilt looks to be legitimately good. They're scoring a ton of points and they dick slapped South Carolina on the road. I'm also on record as saying we're gonna beat ou by 14. I think we're fine. But that Vandy game looks a lot tougher than it did a month ago.
  14. Vandy worries the shit out of me.
  15. Oh, I'm all for it. Arch seems like the kind of guy to let that shit simmer, in a good way.
  16. It's hilarious that I don't recall Baker Mayfield getting nearly this much shit for way worse on-field behavior. Arch stared a guy down for about three seconds, and he's a piece of shit. Baker planted a flag on Ohio State's field, grabbed his nuts at Kansas players, and more, but he's just a fiery competitor. Get the fuck out of here, national haters. You're gonna be miserable over the next decade, watch.
  17. I mean, to still be in a pennant race with 1,741 disabled starters is going to be credited to good management by most observers. They don't watch every game to see the other reasons or the places a better manager could have done more.
  18. Child protective services needs to see this, and I'm 100% serious.
  19. Why would a bunch of believers in God care what He wrote in some book 2000 years ago? They're kicking in their 10%. Let the intellectual elitist nerds read stupid old books.
  20. My favorite part about the Rapture is telling people who believe in it that it's not in the Bible.
  21. When is the memorial for the three kids who were shot the same day?
  22. Sorry, but the ones who want assault rifles to be available at sporting goods stores don't get to accuse anyone else of being pro-violence. You're just upset that it finally happened to someone you cared about.
  23. They're averaging under 4.00 ypc as a team with two of their games against air. And their defense can kiss our defense's ass. Texas by 14. Fuck ou.
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