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TexArcher

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  1. Tom Brady can't even deliver layup feel-good lines without making me roll my eyes at what an enormous douchesicle he is.
  2. Right. We only want immigrants from places with super stable histories like... *checks notes* Czecheslovakia, Slovenia, South Africa...
  3. Agreed. It's the old they-hate-us-more-than-they-like-themselves routine. Just as aggy would giddily accept 4th place in the SEC for the rest of their lives if it meant that we would finish dead last, most Republicans would gladly live on teachers' wages if it meant that the people they think are inferior had to be homeless. Deep down, they know they're stupid and they're not going to amount to much no matter what they do. So, the absolute most important thing to them is to have someone to look down on, and anyone different, in skin tone or religion, is always their first choice. The problem is that we have a handful of really smart, really evil people who have spent the last 30 years positioning themselves to give that stupid mob exactly what it wants. And they really shouldn't have to worry about any election for at least a generation because of it. This is what it looks like when the bad guys win big.
  4. America: where you can rape 17 women and still be president, but if you cheat an innkeeper, you're in deep shit.
  5. I hope there's a camera running when someone beats this dude into the hospital, without showing the attacker's face. God damn.
  6. The establishment version of the Republican Party, the classical conservatives, the Reagan Republicans, all of that -- it died with John McCain. The current version goes back to the Tea Party and beyond, all the way back to the founding of Fox News. Trumpism is just the current chapter. And there will be more. Yes, Trump is getting to remake the party in his own image, temporarily, because the real string-pullers saw an opportunity to create and use a cult of personality. And a big part of the way that Trump and the string-pullers have made this cult of personality happen is by giving the establishment Republican voters literally everything they wanted. Abortion is illegal, they got a tax cut, gay marriage is about to be illegal, history books are being whitewashed, the 10 Commandments are going up in public schools, hell, brown people are even being deported and a big ass wall will go up to keep them out next time. Trump and the string-pullers didn't kill the old school Republican Party. They succeeded so much in implementing its agenda that they made it obsolete. This is just the coronation of a 30-year movement. Now, let's see what they really want when they can get greedy and get whatever they want for another generation, with State News to spin it to the stupid...
  7. Only a Donald Trump CIA would announce its covert spying plans to get a headline. Fucking idiot.
  8. Well, it is the same party that killed 600,000 civilians in Iraq so the VP could profit from rebuilding it all on an illegal no-bid government contract. It could be argued that Trump wanting to move the Palestinians is the more humane move.
  9. Are you trying to get us 9/11'd? Because I think this might be how you get us 9/11'd.
  10. The world people. You know, the ethnic ones. We'll put them all into designated places, like Africa, AYYYY-shuh, and they'll make them very international, very wonderful places. You know, a lot of people are saying they'll be the best places, I don't know, but that's what they're saying. Maybe we can go there on vacations and watch them through plexiglass or something, I don't know.
  11. Yeah, Gaza's been very unlucky for them the way all your business partners have been unlucky. Funny how often you get unlucky when you have to deal with horrible people.
  12. She also absolutely tore into him when he tried to act like Elon Musk's Nazi salute wasn't that big of a deal. She looked like she literally wanted to fight him. I know a lot of people have turned on CNN, but they still make the right look stupid pretty regularly, and I think that includes letting Jennings be his douchebag self on national tv every night. Van Jones regularly dunks on him, too (no racist).
  13. This is pretty much where I'm at right now. There's nothing I can do about anything, so I'm gonna use this inferno to light a cigar, put my feet up, and enjoy a smoke and a healthy dose of schadenfreude. Hell with it.
  14. The "brilliant businessman" is caving when the other sides promise to do stuff they already did voluntarily... And publicly... And he thinks he's winning... This is amazing....
  15. Catherine Rampell continues to be a national treasure.
  16. This motherfucker is talking about making Canada the 51st state, in exchange for our protection. From whom? Everybody likes Canada. And they're surrounded by nothing but oceans and us. This sounds like when the mafia shows up at your small business telling you that you need to pay them for their protection (because they're gonna burn your store down if you don't). It also sounds like, "Look, squirrel!" as they're driving the leading race car into the wall on a daily fucking basis.
  17. If I try to murder you and fail, I'm still going to jail, right?
  18. At what point do we talk about this tariff start-and-stop as straight-up market manipulation? Tariff! Market down almost 2 percent. Tariff paused! Market comes roaring back. And of course Trump's hedge fund managers are out in front of all of it, profiting in both directions. We've got a street level mafioso wannabe running a numbers game on the entire economy.
  19. But if we ignore all the idiots, who are we gonna talk to?
  20. Yeah, I asked my 77-year-old mother to remove the Kamala stuff from her car and yard. She lives in a suburb of Houston that is no doubt 75+% Trumpkins. It makes me sad that it's necessary, but it is.
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