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  1. TexArcher
    I'd still bang Rosie Perez right now.
  2. TexArcher
    I mean, I'm on 6G fiber.
  3. TexArcher
    This is the least Surly post ever.
  4. TexArcher
    Welp, I got to watch two rounds of the chick fight in real time, but I guess we're back to buffering. Netflix, brought to you by AOL 2002.
  5. TexArcher
    Appears to be Atari King Kong v SNES Mario or something?
  6. TexArcher
    What an epic fucking failure. Now I *really* hope Mike knocks that fake bitch out and nobody gets to see it.
  7. TexArcher
    Somewhere, right now, Dana White is laughing into his cocaine beer.
  8. TexArcher
    I hate myself for turning this clown show on, and I'm glad that I can't see it.
  9. TexArcher
    So, Donald Trump didn't do what you wanted him to do after you did what he wanted you to do. Interesting. If only there'd been some way to see that coming, amirite...?
  10. TexArcher
    If this dumb motherfucker empties the coffee shelf at HEB and doesn't empty the assault rifle shelf at Academy, I think I know how this ends...
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  12. TexArcher
    This whole thing is ridiculous and sad.
  13. TexArcher
    I just realized I'm going to punch at least one person at Thanksgiving.
  14. TexArcher
    And 2028 elections...
  15. TexArcher
    Day ain't over yet....
  16. TexArcher
    I hope a bird shits on you.
  17. TexArcher
    You'd have to ask Jesse Watters to explain what sidis thinks. All sidis can do for himself is nod along and bark for a treat like a fucking seal.
  18. TexArcher
    I wouldn't be surprised to wake up tomorrow and find out that Josh Hawley is the new Deputy Fuhrer. Fuck it.
  19. TexArcher
    I mean, you know you're a galactic piece of shit if aggy agrees with everything you think and say, but they just can't get on board with your character issues.
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    THE GUY WHO SEX TRAFFICKED AN UNDERAGE GIRL IS ABOUT TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL LAWYER IN THE WORLD, AND CHRISTIANS ARE CLAPPING, BECAUSE NOTHING MATTERS AND THIS COUNTRY DESERVES TO FALL. Fucking god damned unbelievable world. Fuck.
  22. TexArcher
    Yeah, we're all gonna die. Like, simultaneously. And not in a really long time.
  23. TexArcher
    This thread sucks. Also, lol at there being an election in 2028. You'll get Don, Jr as the next president, on the day Senior dies. It's over. Go home.
  24. TexArcher
    They're 90th in total defense and Quinn is back. Texas -- 45 Arky -- 13 WR yds = 285
  25. TexArcher
    Yeah, but if you hate having herpes, then you get full-blown AIDS, the herpes probably doesn't piss you off as much?

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