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TexArcher

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  1. Honestly, Correa is something you do to sell tickets and jerseys. You can't honestly say it's about making a playoff run when there is no guarantee he'll be available (or hitting) in several more weeks.
  2. All of this. I like Suarez best out of those 3 options, but none of them enchubbens me at all.
  3. Right. That was Year 1 of Texas Backness. This is Fully Operational Death Star Year 3 of Texas Backness.
  4. Ranger Fan: The Astros are a bunch of cheaters! Astro Fan: So are the Rangers. Ranger Fan: Yeah, but so are the Astros! Astro Fan: Thanks for starting this awesome conversation again. Also, DFW is a shithole.
  5. The wounded NYPD officer is confirmed dead. Fuck you very much, Republicans.
  6. Man, these MS-13 members are really playing the long game, going through years of training to become airline pilots, which likely also involved several years in the United States Air Force. It's amazing that they were able to pass that many background checks. But you're not gonna fool a reality tv show host and his Gravy Seals.
  7. As much of a turd as Graham is, I can't imagine that one of the literal authors of Project 2025 is going to be an improvement.
  8. Oh, that part wasn't about the steroids.
  9. * Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Gonzalez, Adolis Garcia, and two hundred other Rangers nod knowingly while injecting each other *
  10. It doesn't take genius to fool the stupid.
  11. They might hate her, but they can't deny dat ass.
  12. Lemme guess -- it was actually signed by Joe Biden's auto-pen? Fuck your face.
  13. Double post. Fuck all of these people a thousand times.
  14. That's pretty much exactly what I'm expecting. To get out of prison, she will say whatever she's told to say to corroborate whichever slivers of the Epstein file the bad guys want to release, while destroying the rest. They're going to find a way to burn the Democrats with this while saving their cult leader. And that horrific cunt is gonna lie her way out of prison, or at least into a much more comfortable one. Why would it possibly turn out any other way?
  15. Yeah, you found out he's a crook when he didn't pay you for services rendered, like everyone else who has ever done business with him. Fuck all of these ridiculous people.
  16. Who're these fuckin' guys?!
  17. Petition to rename thread: Things Not Going Well For Aunt Tom
  18. Okay, make him dress up as a trash can when you bang him.
  19. Make her dress up as a trash can when you bang her.
  20. You should make HER avatar Altuve.
  21. Only a matter of time before someone caps one of these ICE agents. Shit might get really ugly after that.
  22. Especially if one of them gets him, too, with a military-grade assault rifle legally purchased from an Academy along with a pair of Crocs and a fishing shirt.
  23. At this point, there is a non-zero chance that we see a January 6th-style invasion of the White House. And I am pro-that.
  24. Start with the not lying part, maybe? Like, maybe don't speak complete bullshit every time you open your mouth. You don't have to go for the whole Christ-like thing all at once. Just be a little bit less of a piece of shit than you were the day before, every day, and maybe in a thousand years you'll be as decent a human being as the average atheist, you sanctimonious fucking windbag.
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