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TexArcher

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  1. I already hate the country this is about to become.
  2. I mean, yeah, playing quarterback without your two best receivers or an offensive line is a challenge.
  3. Kristi Noem for Homeland Security. Ya know, I check off a lot of their boxes (straight, white, male), but I've gotta think the over/under on when they get to the atheists is about June of 2026.
  4. So we're getting vaccine denier RFK, Jr in charge of public health and China hawk Little Marco Rubio as Secretary of State. I mean, sure. Of course we are.
  5. We Never Would Have Voted For Him If We'd Known It Was Gonna Be Like This, vol. 612,418.
  6. This. Their ability to hold two contradictory positions without seeing the problem is staggering to anyone with an IQ over 80. See also: Joe Biden is a senile old man who can't string together a sentence, and Joe Biden masterminded a rigged election in front of 330 million people and didn't get caught. See also: Donald Trump is a brilliant businessman, even though he managed to bankrupt a casino, of all things. Etc. These are truly stupid people. All of them.
  7. You'll do zero of those things, you fake tough guy fucking loser.
  8. I had the +4, so I'll get paid. I'd give the $ back for the god damned W, tho.
  9. That's disgusting. You get 5 picks from Goff and a 16-point lead, and you lose. Fuck everything.
  10. Trying to hold them to a field goal here.
  11. How the hell do you let that guy get that open? I'm gonna be sick.
  12. Imagine living in a world where that's not DPI.
  13. Good lord, that was Manny Diaz time. Blech.
  14. Defense is beasting, let's gooooo!!!
  15. Glad I put a bill on the Texans +4 partly because Nico was coming back. Fuck it, win anyway!
  16. The Latina with the surrender cobra + "What are we doing?" combo could be the cover of the 2024 Cowboys Blu Ray, if such a thing were going to exist.
  17. I'm not even a Cowboy fan and this is hard to watch. Good lord.
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