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TexArcher

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  1. Put up 155 yards on 19 carries (8.2). Wrecking Crew, my ass.
  2. I mean, half the NFL uses turf. If we switched to grass, they would accuse us of overwatering it to slow them down. There's always a reason for us winning 70% of the time for over a century (and it would be higher without their decade of cheating) besides the simple fact that Texas is a blueblood and aggy is not.
  3. Not sure Georgia wants us on a neutral field with non-SEC refs.
  4. Because aggy just lost and if Oregon beats a pretty good Washington team it'll be 6 straight wins for Oregon.
  5. Did aggy just become self-aware?
  6. Notre Dame hasn't been tv's biggest draw in decades.
  7. My gosh! Golly! Jiminy Crickets!
  8. Sam, you magnificent bastard!
  9. My god, if we could actually make the BOMC a reality right after beating aggy and it gets us into the playoffs, lulz... Maybe we get the 12-seed, take out the 5-seed on the road, and get 4-seed aggy again in the second round and break their hearts again...
  10. Exactly. I don't understand why some people aren't getting this. You don't schedule Ohio State so that you don't risk blowing 1 of your 2 mulligans early. There is no upside and significant downside risk. Everyone will stop scheduling anyone in the top 50 in September immediately if we get left out, and rightly so. It's bad for college football to only look at the loss column.
  11. TexArcher

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    Aggy didn't lose. They just ran out of tomato can opponents. Or a running counter: It's been X,XXX days since aggy beat Texas at football.
  12. Yeah, but their brains are small and flaccid.
  13. If we don't get in, you are telling all of college football not to schedule big OOC games anymore. They can only hurt you. And if anyone is tempted to say, "Just beat Florida," you are completely missing the point. The point is that by scheduling the huge OOC game, you are risking blowing one of your exactly two mulligans for no benefit. We didn't beat Florida, but we did beat 3 top ten teams out of 4. Why did we need to play the 5th one at all? We didn't. If you like those big early season games in college football (and who doesn't?), then we should be in. No one in their right mind thinks BYU, Utah, or Vanderbilt would beat us right now. Michigan? Maybe some would pick them, but Ohio State will take care of them tomorrow. We are absolutely one of the top 12 teams in the country, to the point that even the bumblefucks on texags are admitting it right after we took their 0.
  14. I need to put you in a well, for the good of the program.
  15. THEY SUCK AND THEY HAVE SEX WITH FARM ANIMALS.
  16. ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS, YOU LITTLE BROTHER, FAKE CHAMPIONSHIP ASS LOSERS?! HAVE FUN WITH THE SECOND HALF OF THAT TWO GAME LOSING STREAK I TOLD Y'ALL ABOUT......................................
  17. And the 20-0 against ou.......
  18. But he's already making rookie contract money here, plus endorsements. Is he better off carrying a clipboard in the NFL or winning a god damned national championship at Texas next year?
  19. I mean, it's one thing to criticize stretches of play calling, or even to criticize Sark in general. But all the "fuck this team" stuff -- don't you dare enjoy this win, you babyback bitches.
  20. This is so god damned satisfying.
  21. MICHAEL TAAFE WITH THE REDEMPTION!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FARMING LOSER SHITBIRDS!!!!
  22. Amazing. That is almost as bad as the Vandy 2-point conversion.
  23. Jesus Christ, they're giving a yard on every spot.
  24. That's my fucking quarterback right there!!!!
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