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TexArcher

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  1. Exit velocity of about 60 right there. Winning run aboard.
  2. Man, fuck the Rangers. Let that aggy roller coaster of hope climb up a bit, now walk this thing off.
  3. The guy with a 2.38 ERA and 1 blown save at midseason? I mean, I don't think we should cut him for this.
  4. God damn shit fuck
  5. LOL at not sending him there. Thanks?
  6. Okay, so my only interest in this would be Dynasty Mode. I enjoyed last year's game for a couple of months, but after 3 seasons I gave up on it. Defense was too frustrating and the scripted comebacks by the AI were just too predictable. I could take a huge halftime lead, and even a mediocre team would rally to put up 250 and 24 points in the second half, and it's not as if I switched to a prevent D like a Manny Diaz moran. Defense in general felt kinda helpless last year. I used to be good at mixing up blitzes and coverages, user picks, etc, and I felt like all of that was gone. You had to beat everybody 45-31. And I get that college football is more offensive now, but still. I did enjoy the game, but once the newness wears off and the games feel that scripted, what's the point? So... With all of that said... Should I pick the new one up? Is it better enough?
  7. Trump does not know what that means.
  8. So, to sum up, the richest state in the Union cannot afford to make sure people don't die in flash floods (which have been known to occur pretty much every summer), cannot afford to make sure people don't die in freezing conditions (which have been known to occur pretty much every winter), and cannot afford to place in the top half of state education rankings. But we can afford gazillions of dollars to block Central Americans from coming here to paint our houses and bus our tables. And we can give gazillions of dollars in tax breaks to crypto bros. What a fucking embarrassment this place is.
  9. Yeah, but laughing at him and disliking him aren't mutually exclusive. He seems like a piece-of-shit-douche-rocket-dumbass-loser-turd, and I hope he sees this.
  10. Fuck Johnny Manziel.
  11. After several more viewings, my new favorite part is at 1:05 when his shoulders slump as he realizes that it's over and he's going to be a laughingstock forever.
  12. Legit LOL at, "Off to a good start, buddy!" as homeboy is pulling himself out of the lake. God damn, I love the internet.
  13. So, when the singularity occurs, the AI whose intelligence surpasses ours will be a racist Nazi built by an insane, drug-addicted South African. And that AI will immediately have an army of at least 10 million completely mind-controlled Americans who already have their own assault rifles and other tactical gear. Cool. This timeline is so, so cool.
  14. Well, I prayed for him to audibly shit himself while he was on camera and that didn't happen. So, there's a small chance that prayer may not be reliable.
  15. Friendly reminder that these are the people who want gay marriages between consenting adults to be against the law.
  16. Man, I can't wait to see Chelsea back in the Champions League where they belong.
  17. I didn't know JCVD was such a pipe layer.
  18. Spoiler alert: there were not 90 deals in 90 days because Donald Trump said there would be. If he said the sun would rise tomorrow, it is a certainty that for the first time in the history of this planet it would not.
  19. I googled this to make sure it's real, and of course it is. What's the matter, scarecrow, been too long since anyone gave a shit what you had to say?
  20. Donald Trump accusing someone of going off the rails is like Bob Stoops accusing someone of being an asshole.
  21. Flash flood warning for a big part of Travis and Williamson supposed to expire at 6:00, but Doppler looks like there's a lot more rain still to come. Is Leander going to re-flood?
  22. I want to roll him into an active volcano.
  23. If Jesus ever does come back, they're gonna deport his brown MS-13 ass.
  24. The people complaining about this being politicized are legitimately stupid. Try to understand this: the funding for disaster response in this country was recently slashed, for political reasons, and now we have a major disaster. No one is adding politics to the discussion. You want to remove politics from the discussion, and you can't, because politics is an integral part of the whole sad story.
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