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TexArcher

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  1. So, our collection of Directors' Cups doesn't matter, but them finishing higher in cross country is important and significant and everyone needs to take notice. Cool.
  2. Except that Trump has the taste of an 8-year-old Katt Williams who found a wallet with a billion dollars in it. Also, blowing McDonald's out of your fat ass into a golden throne isn't anymore sophisticated than doing it into porcelain, Karoline. Y'all are still nasty.
  3. The comparison is not between the two tests. It's a question of how likely it is that someone could successfully bullshit his way through the concussion tests. And I don't believe the answer can possibly be 0%. And, drinking and driving was without question the dumbest thing I ever did. I'm 12+ years sober now.
  4. Here's my concern with concussion protocol tests. I once was pulled over and given a battery of roadside tests. I was able to pass them, even though I was drunk. To what degree could a still-concussed person make it though concussion protocol? I don't think a concussion is like a switch where one day you're concussed and then you're not. It's a steady recovery back to normal, right? So at what point in that arc can someone pass concussion protocol?
  5. All of this. I'd rather we play Caldwell, win or lose, than see Arch risk his health if he's anything less than 100%. Concussions aren't something to fuck around with. This isn't a rolled ankle or sore shoulder.
  6. Yeah, all these pearl-clutching right wingers trying to take the moral high ground, like, "How can you be so heartless to say mean things about Charlie? He had a family! Have some respect for the deceased." Go look up what Charlie Kirk said about MLK, of all people, you mindless parrots. I'm not saying that Charlie deserved to die for being a racist, sexist, lying, pseudointellectual windbag who was bad for this country. He did not. But his death does not make any of that stuff any less true.
  7. Worst kept secret in the world. I'm sure all the drugs and cartels are in the same spots they were in two weeks ago when POTUS started bragging about how he was gonna swing his big military dick around soon. Just like those Iranian nukes were.
  8. Today I learned who Kaitlin Bennett is: pretty much Temu MTG with a drunken shitstain. Cool timeline.
  9. "See, Power Slap has street applications just like MMA" -- Dana White, probably
  10. Until Ohio State moves out of Columbus, I'll have to respectfully disagree. Blech.
  11. Narrator: It turns out that Pavia had been concussed so many times that he thought he was a baseball player.
  12. Several million Native Americans are holding on Line 1........
  13. Hunter Biden, therefore your point is irrelevant.
  14. Not after I light the whole world on fire.
  15. Just watched A House of Dynamite. Almost a great movie, but the third vignette was anticlimactic because we'd already heard most of the dialogue from other angles and it was obvious we'd get a cliffhanger ending. Idris Elba literally doing President Stringer Bell was a weird choice. Not a bad movie, but I was expecting more.
  16. I believe the children are our future.
  17. They've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.
  18. I will be at DKR and I will be salty as fuck. I just still can't believe that we went from preseason #1 with a Heisman candidate QB to being excited to see the backup QB and hoping we can pull off a miracle against... *checks notes* Vanderbilt... But I do think we're gonna get this one. The defense rebounded from its last bad outing by stonewalling ou. So let's stonewall Vandy.
  19. And there is still no way that at least a couple of them wouldn't be upgrades for us right now. They gave up 0 sacks to Florida compared to our 6.
  20. Take their entire offensive line and win the conference. Go with my blessing.
  21. I could only see this happening if CDC said something about L'Oreal and she gave Sark that Jada Pinkett stare. Then I think Sark would stroll up with his chest out ready to slap CDC and walk right into a stiff jab. CDC by ground and pound ref stoppage, 0:22 of Round 1.
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