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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Exactly. "We thought Texas was one of the 12 best teams, but unfortunately... Only thing we can do now is expand to 16..."
  2. But also maybe he's about to drop dead at any moment?
  3. I still feel good about him long-term.
  4. His mom was knocked up at an Indian casino, so he claims it.
  5. And now I'm taking out a loan so I can bet more than just my life savings on BYU.
  6. Mexico?
  7. I have a bad feeling that his answer to any question about our national security, from anyone, is basically, "I don't want to comment on it. The answer is such and such." He's so proud of himself for knowing secrets that he can't help but give them away so that everyone knows how important he is. What do Putin, Kim, and Xi not know about us at this point? They are probably going to nuke us with our own missiles someday.
  8. Oh, I was away from the lunatic brigade by that point. Thursday was exactly what you think it was. They should have been #1 due to their strength of schedule (lulz). Refs helped us not lose to Miss St and Kentucky because ESPN loves Texas (megalulz). Beating tu made it into the blessing of the meal, with multiple whoops. Etc. I think this really settles the whole nature/nurture thing. Because I share DNA with these people, and I turned out smart and well-adjusted, and look at these freaks.
  9. Diehard is not terrible, sir.
  10. Something about titty bars and chicken wings?
  11. I love a weekend full of football wins.
  12. Go clean your trailer.
  13. Love that call! Come on, D -- hold up!!
  14. If ou played our schedule plus the RRS against us, they would be 8-4 at best.
  15. This is a terrible analogy. Ask Google why.
  16. That is a great throw on the run.
  17. Short-handed gooooooooooooal!!!! Blue is the colour!!!!
  18. Chelsea fan here, and that's as straight red as you'll ever see. Caicedo's been in psycho mode all day and that's how it ended.
  19. Exactly, and I really don't understand why people are still not understanding it after it's been explained to them 174 different ways all weekend. We lost 2 conference games. *It really doesn't matter which two*. It's okay to go 6-2 against the SEC, even if you should have gone 7-1. If we'd played Rice instead of Ohio State, we'd be comfortably in. God dammit, people. This is not difficult.
  20. How do you know we're not good enough to win it? Last year's championship game was the 8-seed over the 7-seed.
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