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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Oh, now DPI is illegal. Cool.
  2. Alright, let's blitz his gimpy ass and see if he can plant and throw.
  3. Heat up, Tre, let's go!!
  4. Fuck yeah, Arch, rumble!!!
  5. I mean, we've only been calling them 12 times a game for the last month, so how did Elko know it was coming? Dude is a gigantic sweaty wizard.
  6. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!
  7. Ah, man. Hate to see that.
  8. God damn, that's a great blitz
  9. The DPI shit is ruining this game. We can't win if they're allowed to do that every time they're beaten. I hate this fucking conference.
  10. Why does Sark to be looking for 3rd and longs??
  11. Yeah. Just dumb as shit. No more obvious than the DPI on them, though.
  12. Don't touch anyone, man! You can't touch anyone unless a ref isn't looking.
  13. Fuck yeah, D, good job again!!
  14. This conference hates us so fucking hard.
  15. For like 20 fucking yards, man.
  16. OMFG We are absolutely screwed.
  17. Idiot commentators talking about how Arch just missed. That was a fucking dime under pressure. Catch the ball.
  18. Catch the fucking ball!!
  19. How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
  20. Exactly. U of H pitched a fit because we wouldn't their little pussy in a few years ago. Everybody can stick their entitlement up their ass. It's our fucking stadium.
  21. Fuck no, screw that bitch. Watch out for little aggy dicks on your way in there.
  22. Better be Herm Edwards, god dammit.
  23. Dream scenario: We take aggy's 0 and knock them out of the SECCG. They land in the 8 slot and get Ohio State in the second round, if they survive the first round.
  24. Then I guess we'll just have to kick the shit out of them ourselves. Just to be safe.
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