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TexArcher

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  1. Washington getting prison raped by the Ohio State, I mean Big Ten, refs.
  2. Parched just from looking at that thing. Every time.
  3. USC getting demolished in the trenches with the game on the line.
  4. Did they just drop the national championship game? * ducks *
  5. I'm ready for Gus to switch to decaf. Or strychnine.
  6. The giant Walmart ad on the Arkansas stadium is a chef's kiss.
  7. "War ravaged Portland"? GTFOH
  8. Arkansas football fans trying to portal to LSU.
  9. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PIGGY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIKOLOL
  10. "Look at Notre Dame lighting up an SEC blueblood, but they couldn't beat us. We're 100% winning the SEC and returning to the glory of the 1930s. Sieg Heil, gig 'em, whoop!" -- Aggy
  11. "He treats everybody like they're the greatest person in the world." I mean, I guess if you only see Trump at his country club, and you don't have a vagina, or you have a penis but you're old enough to defend yourself, and you're as white as blue-eyed Jesus, then Trump probably treats you like a decent person because you might want to invest in his business, or loan him money, or traffic a Thai ladyboy to his hotel, etc.
  12. I would literally pay my entire checking account to see DJT get sucked into that engine.
  13. Does Mar-a-Lago have a soccer pitch? Cha-ching.
  14. It's the fucking Catalina War Mixer.
  15. Buckle up, Greenland.
  16. Detroit is really fighting Houston for that extra week of offseason. Who wants it more?
  17. Zing. You really got Joe Biden good. You still fucked kids, though.
  18. God damn, that is the 21st Century United States right there.
  19. Just go 12-1 and win the SEC so the only argument is if we're #1 or #2 seed.
  20. Cedar Park with the gray sky striptease, but you know the movie's PG-13 and you ain't gonna see shit.
  21. I don't think it matters. They'll spin this as an attack on ICE and an excuse to ramp things up. We're into the massive quickening phase at this point.
  22. And ICE is about to have an even bigger blank check to hurt people. God dammit.
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