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    This might restore my faith in humanity enough to keep me from becoming Lewis Black for a couple more years.
  2. TexArcher
    LOL at there being people in another 20 years...
  3. TexArcher
    Pass the Pepto...
  4. TexArcher
    Well, this is awkward...
  5. TexArcher
    CR could beat up DT, and it wouldn't take long. Sorry, not sorry.
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    Yep. I seriously wonder when we're even gonna have the official declared winner. Then, if it's Kamala, how many weeks or months of legal battles are coming, and what insane shit does his horde come up with along the way? As much as we've looked forward to today, this feels like it's just the top of the 1st in a game that is going to go many extra innings.
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    Bro, my anxiety is at 11. I'm like 48/52 on this thing going the right way. I think it *should* be okay, but I can't shake a bad feeling. Let's be wrong together...
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    IS HE LOSING YET? WHERE IS THE MAGIC BOARD??? START THE GOD DAMNED COUNT!!!
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    Trump is telling his horde tonight that he's ahead by hundreds of thousands of votes in early voting. He's used to having to catch up on Tuesday, in spite of being cheated. Etc. They're gonna absolutely lose their shit if he loses.
  13. TexArcher
    More like 4" in less than a minute. Wait, what?
  14. TexArcher
    There should be snipers on every rooftop in every major city. Shoot one or two in every place where they start wanting to play Grand Theft Capitol again. The rest of their nuts will shrivel right up and they'll go on back to their trailers. Bitchasses.
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    Anyone who votes for anyone other than Kamala Harris is an absolute idiot. If you have the chance to vote against Mussolini, you do it. You don't need to know the other candidate's platform. You don't even need to know their name. You just show up and vote for not-fascism. Or you could vote for not-convicted-felon. Or not-rapist. Or not-racist. Or not-isolationist-nationalist-xenophobe. How can so many people not understand this? If you're still undecided, or you're considering a third party, you're too stupid to be called a moron. We need a new word.
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    Yeah, that's a red, isn't it?
  17. TexArcher
    What a thump by Caicedo to get the goal back!
  18. TexArcher
    Snoozefest first half at Old Trafford.
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    The more I think about this, the funnier it gets. They didn't charge the field because beating aggy is some monumental achievement. They did it because they'd lost their last NINE against ranked teams, before they beat your overrated asses by 24. Only an aggy could claim a moral victory from that disaster.
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    Jesus, only aggy would make a shirt for someone else beating their rival. That is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in sports fandom.
  21. TexArcher
    Trajectory of the program is the new moral victory. At least we're good enough for people to be a little surprised when they beat us. Last year, we find a way to lose that game by 31 instead of 24. Etc.
  22. TexArcher
    He made a terrible decision to go to aggy, so he never won anything, then he hurt his leg.
  23. TexArcher
    It's in sync with Sandstorm on the tv, lmaooooooo
  24. TexArcher
    Oh, don't worry, Billy Ed. You won't beat Texas.
  25. TexArcher
    530 yards allowed. These guys are complete frauds.

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