TexArcher

Yeah, and I honestly wonder what percentage of Americans even knows why Epstein was a bad guy. Half, maybe? This is a seriously ignorant country on average, and it's compounded by the fact that a big subset is being willfully deceived.

This is not great.

True. But I assume they do care about riots in the streets and drunken Bubbas parading around with assault rifles. I don't think we'll be to that point by next Wed, but I'm not ruling anything out with these lunatics.

Seriously. I had a client ask if I could meet with them next Wednesday, and I was like, "It really kinda depends."

Are you telling me we got fucking Haitian mountain lions??

Well, that ain't gonna be in 4 business days, and maybe not in 4 business weeks. Hold onto your asses, y'all...

Love it. I am not a straight-line liberal. I actually agree with traditional conservatives on a handful of things. I would have considered voting for a moderate Republican, if such a thing had ever emerged. Now? I hope I live another hundred years to vote straight D. The modern Republican party should pay for this shit for at least that long.

I hope we just win the SEC and spend that money on shirts and caps.

Just voted in Cedar Park, was in and out in 10 minutes. Also, voting against Donald Trump and Ted Cruz in literally the same second of your life is pretty close to orgasmic. Tap, tap! Please vote. Unless you watch Fox News. Everybody else, go -- it literally could not be easier or more fun.

Step 1: Hire a comedian to deliver a racist joke for your base. Step 2: Have one of your henchmen declare it was a plant by the real racist, your opponent. Step 3: Sell some merch. Dolla dolla bill, y'all. Step 4: Incite Civil War 2.0 to seize power so you can pardon yourself. I mean, it really is an amazing business plan.

Surly Motto: What's Talked About Here Doesn't Change Shit.

Good point. If we're 10-2, and both losses are to top 10 teams, we'll be in. I'd bet a very large amount of money on it. But let's just win out anyway, yeah?

The only chance we're out is if aggy stumbles against SCAR and comes into that game outside the top 15, then they beat us. Even then, we're very likely still in at 10-2. It's not as if everybody behind us is gonna win all four games. If UT and aggy both win out and that's a top 10 matchup, there's zero chance we fall out of the top 12 by losing it when we were in the top 5 coming in.

I mean, they're bragging about the treason before they even do the treason this time. And millions of so-called patriots will not only condone it, but celebrate it. They'll justify it with, "Well, they stole it from him the last time." I think we're fucked. Even if this all goes as well as it possibly could, it's only a matter of time at this point.

I hope so. It would be nice to curbstomp somebody before we go on the road again.

100% It's like saying a guy who fumbles a lot is unlucky.

I agree that the banged-up RB room is affecting the QB play. If we had CJ Baxter, everything would be different, and it will be next year. I know we all want to see us run the ball more, but the reality is that we don't have a 3rd and 3 type of running back on this active roster. And, Sark is likely afraid of getting another RB hurt if we start calling a ton of running plays. We're pretty much forced into trying to use the horizontal passing game as a running game sometimes, but everybody and their mother knows that's what we're doing. All of that aside, I'm hoping that having two weeks off will get Quinn right. If we can get him playing the way he did in the first three games, we're gonna win out and go to Atlanta. If not, we're gonna lose to aggy or Arky, and maybe both. So, if Quinn's struggles continue in the Florida game, I want to see both quarterbacks get drives. I know, everybody hates the two-quarterback thing, and I usually do, too, but Arch's speed immediately fixes our predictability problem, which I believe is the #1 problem we've got. It's not just that Quinn isn't 100%, it's also that defenses have a very good idea of what's coming. Give Arch some series and we give them a lot more to have to think about. Or, 100% Quinn is back for Florida, and not a moment too soon. We'll see, but it has to be one of those two options.

When is the NCAA gonna get smart and use overhead drone cameras to get these goal line calls right? Such an obvious solution.

Yeah, that guy's a psycho.

Meet the new boss.....

This. Really? That seems wrong.

Fuck you, LSU.

I mean, 9 more points would be cool. Seriously, they look like they're in a prevent.

For Christ's sake, LSU. Bayou Bungle motherfuckers.

Missed FG's are huge already. Need this first.