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TexArcher

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Honestly, when we're 0 for 4 from deep with 9 turnovers against a team this good, we're lucky it's only a dozen.
  2. I mean, if it gets us a new basketball coach, sure.
  3. Good thing we're gonna win the football national championship, then it'll be almost baseball season.
  4. What makes you think we're gonna win in February?
  5. Pettiford just absolutely shitting on two guys.
  6. Shedrick's weakness gets an offensive foul. Cool.
  7. Fuck it, let's win.
  8. I for one welcome our new Surly overlord.
  9. Hartzell got in the motherfucker. I'd say, "Well... Bye..." except that I'm 99% we're about to get somebody a whole lot worse.
  10. One of the highlights of the next 12 months is going be Trump completely breaking the economy and all the Fox News State Media folks blaming it on the mess Biden left for Trump, with zero wars to pay for, inflation back down, unemployment pretty good, GDP growth good, and two straight 20+% years for the S&P. I mean, what was Trump supposed to do in 2025?? He probably deserves the Nobel Prize for Economics for minimizing the damage Joe Biden did. Etc.
  11. I'm not going to be able to be nice about all of these too-late-realizations and if-we'd-only-knowns. If you didn't know this shit was coming, you weren't paying attention, because he was yelling it from the rooftops. If you weren't listening, you shouldn't have voted. This is on you, and there's no amount of self-awareness now that will change it. You don't get any partial credit or redemption for realizing you've been hoodwinked two months after you gave this con the keys to the country, again, you unbelievably stupid shits. The only thing you can do to atone now is to never, ever vote or have sex again. I am completely serious.
  12. Man, this is gonna be expensive for Mexico and China! Bet they'll think twice before trying to mess with Murka again now that we got a real man in charge with a tie that hangs down to his hog, whooo whee, I tell you what.
  13. Just look out your windows whenever you have a few minutes.
  14. I'll vote #1 for sure. Texas 24 Ohio State 19 Texas yards from scrimmage = 388
  15. Gotta keep fighting. If we end up on the bubble, quality wins will be huge, and even a bunch of close losses might help instead of folding and losing games like this by 15.
  16. I was just gonna say, that sure felt like a familiar 3rd quarter of a game, god damn.
  17. Aggy's average distance per made shot is like 1.5 feet.
  18. Nice move to get the foul with the layup. More of that.
  19. Maybe stop giving them three shot a possession and/or stop letting the last one be a layup??
  20. That 3-pointer looked like a Tony Gwynn line drive.
  21. Good job reducing a 3-pointer to a 1-pointer, dipshit.
  22. If you're a grown man and you call yourself Buzz, you better have been to space, otherwise you're a fucking tool.
  23. Yeah, I think it's wrong on the broadast. Went from 21 to 23 on a 3 ball??
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