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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Jesus, Niblett.
  2. Thank goodness this QB sucks.
  3. What the fuck god dammit??
  4. OMFG
  5. Good run, Arch. Call something that doesn't suck, Sark.
  6. Hey, buddy... Nice kick...
  7. Ohio State did worse than that on 37 snaps.
  8. Okay, let's donkey punch these California losers.
  9. Yeah, we've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.
  10. I am 49 years old, and I still wake up too early on Game Day and can't fall back asleep. Let's get in the W column with many touchdowns to spare.
  11. It's like they give a shit about my shopping experience and they want me to come back. It takes some getting used to, but I think they're onto something.
  12. LAWSUIT IN 3... 2... 1...
  13. He needed tha money, ehhhhhh!
  14. They'll be reaching out to Milli Vanilli and Carrot Top for engagement opportunities by next season.
  15. Texas -- 58 Saint Joe -- 7 We get 8 touchdowns and a safety. Total rushing = 256
  16. I'm not even a Cowboy fan and I'd like to slap the shit out of him just for looking like Bert Auburn's dad.
  17. How many updates to the NFL Fans Going Goon thread are happening in real time in that stadium right now?
  18. And yet somehow we marched down the field on them 3 times and came away with only 7 points specifically because we stopped running the ball with the running backs. Sorry, but there is no rational way to characterize the O line and running backs as mediocre when Arch was almost never touched in the pocket and the backs had over 4.5 ypc.
  19. Huh, and huh? The pass protection was very solid, and the RB's ran 26 times for 120 yards. The issues in this game were Arch's inaccuracy and Sark going full retard in the red zone multiple times. I can't imagine pointing a finger anywhere else.
  20. I'm pretty sure the murder capital of the world is Kiev or Gaza City, depending on the day. But is it even murder when a rich, white man does it?
  21. Ya know, a lot of people are saying it was the manliest poop bag ever. I don't know, but that's what they're saying.
  22. It's MTG.
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