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TexArcher

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  1. Tell that aggy dumbshit that we hope Reed manages to stay healthy so we can ragdoll his ass all over DKR.
  2. It just means more surgeries.
  3. Looch needs to face a salad once in a while.
  4. I can't speak for anyone else, but my aforementioned concern was simply with the fact that Vanderbilt looks to be legitimately good. They're scoring a ton of points and they dick slapped South Carolina on the road. I'm also on record as saying we're gonna beat ou by 14. I think we're fine. But that Vandy game looks a lot tougher than it did a month ago.
  5. Vandy worries the shit out of me.
  6. Oh, I'm all for it. Arch seems like the kind of guy to let that shit simmer, in a good way.
  7. It's hilarious that I don't recall Baker Mayfield getting nearly this much shit for way worse on-field behavior. Arch stared a guy down for about three seconds, and he's a piece of shit. Baker planted a flag on Ohio State's field, grabbed his nuts at Kansas players, and more, but he's just a fiery competitor. Get the fuck out of here, national haters. You're gonna be miserable over the next decade, watch.
  8. I mean, to still be in a pennant race with 1,741 disabled starters is going to be credited to good management by most observers. They don't watch every game to see the other reasons or the places a better manager could have done more.
  9. Child protective services needs to see this, and I'm 100% serious.
  10. Why would a bunch of believers in God care what He wrote in some book 2000 years ago? They're kicking in their 10%. Let the intellectual elitist nerds read stupid old books.
  11. My favorite part about the Rapture is telling people who believe in it that it's not in the Bible.
  12. When is the memorial for the three kids who were shot the same day?
  13. Sorry, but the ones who want assault rifles to be available at sporting goods stores don't get to accuse anyone else of being pro-violence. You're just upset that it finally happened to someone you cared about.
  14. They're averaging under 4.00 ypc as a team with two of their games against air. And their defense can kiss our defense's ass. Texas by 14. Fuck ou.
  15. I'm starting to think this might not be the year.
  16. Some of y'all need to get your heads right. We're going to fuck ou up.
  17. I hate when coaches do that. You're trading a timeout for a 1% chance that they're gonna jump, and you're a long way from a touchdown even if they do.
  18. Jesus, these announcers don't even understand the rules.
  19. 27 yards on 13 plays. So cool.
  20. Cool start. Cool.
  21. I know it's September, but this feels like a must-win game for Houston. I don't think this team is good enough to overcome 0-3.
  22. Literal LOL at defending that cheating bullshit with a straight face. Go home, sooner, you're stupid. Also, if I can interrupt the John Mateer national media lovefest, I'd like to point out that they're averaging barely 30 points a game, Mateer has the same number of picks as Arch, Mateer has fewer touchdowns than Arch, ou can't run the football, and our defense is going to make all of them piss their pants on national television.
  23. TexArcher

    Florida Gators

    This would please me almost as much as Haynes King winning a Heisman.
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