TexArcher

Another touchdown that has to be reviewed. BE LESS OBVIOUS, SEC!!!!!

Really smart changing QB's in the red zone again. They didn't plan for this at all.

Dirty dumb bitch.

GOT HIM!!!! YEAH, QUINN, FINALLY!!!

Even Helobious knows what to do!

Uh oh, Marcel's gimpy....

LOL at these booth idiots debating a crystal clear touchdown.

That's a touchdown!!!

Fuck yeah, Arch!!!!

God damn, Quinn. Come on, man.

Yeah, we'd be losing 0-0.

The way they're blitzing up the middle and crashing the sidelines, the slants across the middle will be there. But we just aren't interested in those, ever, for some reason.

Run for 15. Run for 11. Better pass it now.

Yes, run that ball! They can't do shit about that.

TAAFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Hahahahaha, look at your stupid farming faces!!!

Kill them. We'll deal with it later.

Was that fucking weirdo pantomiming drilling for oil by hand? Jacking up a car to change its tire?

I've asked this before, but have we ever had a player improve more from one season to the next? I hope he gets to make some plays tonight.

Or whatever the fuck the cloud recording thingy is called! Get off my lawn!!

Don't forget to set your DVR's, fellas. We're gonna want to watch this one more than once.

Here's my unsolicited analysis: We've only allowed 20+ twice all season. Our defense is a bunch of savages. They just allowed 40+ to their last two SEC opponents. Their defense is pretty average. We've played well in big games under Sark the last couple of seasons, including on the road. And Sark will bring some new wrinkles that their average defense won't know what to do with. Them being hard to beat at Kyle is a myth. They lose 1 to 3 at home every year like clockwork. Yes, it'll be loud. So were Ann Arbor and Tuscaloosa. So what? For all the talk about how we haven't played anybody, they really haven't played anybody but Notre Dame. Aggy's biggest wins are LSU and Florida, who have 9 losses between them. We gave Florida one of those losses -- by 32. Aggy almost lost to Bowling Green. At Kyle. All of the pressure is on them. That crowd isn't support; it's weight. Conclusion: if we play relaxed and don't turn the ball over, we should win this game, and we should win it comfortably. Texas - 31, aggy 13, in a game that didn't feel that close, much like the Michigan game. HOOK'EM and POOR AGGY.

That actually makes them much more dangerous, so they'll probably fuck up and not do that.

Oh, I don't care -- it was fucking hilarious!