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TexArcher

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  1. I mean, tell your defense and your offense that you have no faith in either one...
  2. LOL at marking him out at the 1. That's the one thing it clearly can't be.
  3. My comment wasn't just based on these first 18 minutes.
  4. Sorry, but there are definitely 12 better teams than both of these teams. The Big 12 is dog ass.
  5. Did we loan some O linemen to Tech?
  6. Is it me, or does this HD look like shit?
  7. And the S&P averaged closer to 10% over the last 30 years, which will double your investment every 7 years. It might not be "Fuck you" money, but it's definitely "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" money.
  8. You're being ironic, but those are actual selling points to Trump.
  9. Yeah, I think we'll bring someone in and Baxter will have to transfer to get the touches he wants. I thought Baxter was gonna be our next Mr Rushmore running back, but the injuries seem to have ruined it for him. Damned shame.
  10. This is almost as bad as aggy trying to claim that beating a 7-5 LSU team is a big win.
  11. Also, how big a piece of shit are you when we're talking about a scenario where your wife cheats on you with Vivek freaking Ramaswamy and you're still the bad guy?
  12. You mean Taco Tuesday?
  13. Spoiler alert: Usha is gonna cheat with Vivek Ramaswamy and we're going to war with India.
  14. I guess Ukraine, Gaza, and Venezuela will be unreachable for comment.
  15. Part of me wonders how much of this is mafia-style negotiating. We'll stop sinking your drug boats if you deliver X kilos of uncut coke to Don Jr's attorney's secretary's roommate each month.
  16. Well, if this guy's satisfied, then so am I. Finally, some accountability in Washington!
  17. We'll be nuking brown people from orbit by next year. It's the only way to be sure.
  18. Okay, then deliver them to the Hague for murder charges under international law.
  19. It sounds like there was a good chance they were going to drown anyway. And if you sank the boat carrying the drugs, then your anti-smuggling mission was complete. But no, we hit them again to make sure they were dead. Straight up war crime. Deliver them to the Hague.
  20. Well if they only go after convicted criminals, they can't hit their quota. They have to get the criminals who haven't been caught yet, too. They were all gonna sell drugs or rape somebody eventually like that one immigrant did.
  21. I'm starting to think there is a non-zero chance that Trump will actually die on camera, possibly while audibly shitting himself, and I am all the way on board with it.
  22. Man, Venezuela is about to get fucked so hard.
  23. Remember when Obama was acting like a king by using executive orders at a lower rate? Wonder what the difference is...
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