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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Karma has a long memory. Don't cover for kid fuckers.
  2. Better than your all-time record against virginity. Get the fuck out of here.
  3. Just fuck yourself, BYU. Fraudulent cult whores.
  4. BYU has completely quit.
  5. Yeah, but you can in the Big 12.
  6. Either Texas Tech is ready for the NFL, or BYU is the worst top 10 team ever.
  7. The quarterback IS toast
  8. I'm on a free 5-day trial with Fubo. Looks great.
  9. I feel like I spent 40 years watch coaches punt on 4th and inches from anywhere on the field, and now I'll spend another 40 watching them go for it on 4th and anything. There's a mathematically correct way to decide, per game theory, and they just do one stupid extreme or the other.
  10. Take the points, Klan State, you dumbshits.
  11. BYU looks asstastic.
  12. Is that good or bad?
  13. Mississippi State looks like a community college.
  14. That's their box suite.
  15. God dammit, BYU, people have money on this! Catch the fucking ball.
  16. The resistable force vs the moveable object.
  17. Touchdown Klan State.
  18. Wow, just the 9th sack of the year for Georgia. That enchubbens me.
  19. Sorry, but no. The folded pocket square is more formal and correct with a suit. Stuffed is okay with business casual, like jacket and no tie, but then why do a square at all?
  20. Trump is on a plane right now, heading to Mar-a-Lago, while flights are being canceled for the rest of us and air traffic controllers just got a $0.00 paycheck. Predictable, but still amazing. How stupid do you have to be to not get that this guy doesn't give a tenth of a shit about you?
  21. I'm glad I won't be around to see Gen Z get old...
  22. Something tells me that the recent remodel of the Lincoln bathroom wasn't by choice.
  23. Don't worry -- by the time people get pissed off enough to vote him out, they'll have gotten rid of elections.
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