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TexArcher

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  1. Honestly, if we beat aggy to go 9-3 and get left out of the playoff, the message to all of college football is don't ever schedule a big OOC game at any time. If we'd played a scrub in week 1 instead of @ Ohio State, we'd have gotten in easily.
  2. Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day.
  3. I bet you're fun at parties.
  4. Yep. A lot of people, probably including some committee members, don't know that we boat raced Vandy for 3 quarters before the refs got involved.
  5. Allllll of this. It still says Texas on your fucking jersey.
  6. Yeah, the story of this second half is KJ Jackson, guys. Sure.
  7. 3rd and 20, fucking hell, guys.
  8. Last I saw us -8.5. Backdoor cover ref magic needed to start in the 3rd quarter.
  9. We're gonna fuck aggy up next week.
  10. I would love to see a total count of our holding penalties and our opponents' holding penalties this season. PI, too.
  11. I could hammer a nail with my dick right now.
  12. Did that shitbird say Littlejohn, lol?
  13. Arch's "pretty good day" is 388 all-purpose yards and 6 touchdowns.
  14. "Arch has had a pretty good day" That's what they say when he's having maybe the best day any QB has had all year.
  15. LMFAO at the sad announcers again. He's calling a 40-yard pass like it's a funeral monologue.
  16. See if this crew knows the offside rule there. Yay, it's our lucky day!
  17. If that was targeting, then the only way to play defense legally is to not have a head.
  18. The fuck is he supposed to do?!
  19. OMG, that cannot be a penalty. Give me a fucking break.
  20. Serious question, does Michael Taaffe have a twin brother who was a drama kid in high school?
  21. Did he leave his football IQ in the medical tent a few weeks ago?
  22. We need to help the defense and run clock when we have it. Don't let these boys hang 40 on us even if we win. I'd love to go into the aggy game knowing that we held Arky in the 20s after they put up over 40 on aggy.
  23. OMFG, Arch is a magician.
  24. Good patience there from Tre.
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