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TexArcher

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  1. How the fuck do you not cover Jeremiah Smith on 3rd and 11?
  2. Auburn is gawd awful.
  3. Washington outplaying tOSU pretty solidly and only up 3-0.
  4. They stopped tOSU on 4th down and took over around their 5. Immediately hit for 15 over the middle, but got a sideline infraction without any warning. Two more penalties right after that.
  5. Washington getting prison raped by the Ohio State, I mean Big Ten, refs.
  6. Parched just from looking at that thing. Every time.
  7. USC getting demolished in the trenches with the game on the line.
  8. Did they just drop the national championship game? * ducks *
  9. I'm ready for Gus to switch to decaf. Or strychnine.
  10. The giant Walmart ad on the Arkansas stadium is a chef's kiss.
  11. "War ravaged Portland"? GTFOH
  12. Arkansas football fans trying to portal to LSU.
  13. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PIGGY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIKOLOL
  14. "Look at Notre Dame lighting up an SEC blueblood, but they couldn't beat us. We're 100% winning the SEC and returning to the glory of the 1930s. Sieg Heil, gig 'em, whoop!" -- Aggy
  15. "He treats everybody like they're the greatest person in the world." I mean, I guess if you only see Trump at his country club, and you don't have a vagina, or you have a penis but you're old enough to defend yourself, and you're as white as blue-eyed Jesus, then Trump probably treats you like a decent person because you might want to invest in his business, or loan him money, or traffic a Thai ladyboy to his hotel, etc.
  16. I would literally pay my entire checking account to see DJT get sucked into that engine.
  17. Does Mar-a-Lago have a soccer pitch? Cha-ching.
  18. It's the fucking Catalina War Mixer.
  19. Buckle up, Greenland.
  20. Detroit is really fighting Houston for that extra week of offseason. Who wants it more?
  21. Zing. You really got Joe Biden good. You still fucked kids, though.
  22. God damn, that is the 21st Century United States right there.
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