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TexArcher

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  1. No cosmetic points, man. Finish this thing!!
  2. I want another. Fuck these guys.
  3. TEXAS FIGHT TEXAS FIGHT TEXAS FIGHT
  4. Holy shit, how did we get that, lmao!! And kudos to Sark for going for their thieving throats.
  5. Epic holding. Like if there were an instructional video on how to block illegally, that coulda been on the cover.
  6. Dam, could hear Majors yelling. Glad he popped back up.
  7. Of course you want a block in the back, you fucking Muppet. Shut your neck.
  8. Holding, uncalled, sack anyway, repeat...
  9. Head coach, too. Venables is their Herman.
  10. They can't trust their QB or their WR's. They're pretty well handcuffed.
  11. Good decision, you stupid shitbird.
  12. GET THOROUGHLY AND COMPLETELY FUCKED, OU
  13. Okay, that was better!! Stepped into it and hummed it.
  14. Yeah, I mean, their offense sucks, but if they block a punt or we throw a pick-six and they get momentum, there's like 20 minutes of football left.
  15. If that happens, I'm going to shit into an envelope and mail it to you.
  16. Defense might be our best chance of scoring at this point. These guys are eating.
  17. It was a lot better chance than that 4th down play call.
  18. You can't even take the points when your QB's having a shitty day, really?
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