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TexArcher

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  1. I'd say this has to be trolling, but he seems genuinely too stupid for that. What a little bitch.
  2. We all need to chip in and buy Vertigo a hooker.
  3. I was just thinking that this old wanker could beat the shit out of 3/4 of the hoodrats in this thread, but not anymore.
  4. TexArcher

    X-ODUS Day

    Never had one.
  5. Don't take this the wrong way. You seem like one of the good ones. But fuck your face. ou sucks.
  6. Sisters getting plowed Skoal, Keystones, meth, and fatness Here come the sooners Fucking bastard cunts With their god damned two-note song I hate them so much We are gonna win By so many freaking points Go home loser chodes
  7. I dunno, I think Saban is the type of alpha that doesn't mind it a bit if his successor flops and makes him look like even more of a god.
  8. And of course it's Madueke with a glorious finish to shut me up. I'll take it.
  9. Erm, feels like we'll find an equalizer, I mean? Shit.
  10. Outpossessed Forest 2 to 1 and got off 9 shots, but only 1 close to going in. Lot of creative moments for Madueke, but I sure wish someone would convince him that an assist is as good as a goal. You don't get paid per shot, lad. Etc. Feels like we'll find a winner in the 2nd half.
  11. Yeah, Wonderboy was up 2-0 when his narcolepsy kicked in. Buckley is a beast.
  12. Michigan has discovered the forward pass. Look out, y'all.
  13. They should've gotten Major. *ducks*
  14. Clock management scares you to death.
  15. What if Texas and aggy both win out, then we beat them in College Station, then we beat them again in Atlanta...?
  16. Everyone else being able to open the checkbooks and the portal have already changed things. Look at me. We are the captain now.
  17. Damn, Pavia might have stolen Weigman's Heisman??
  18. I bet Saban is smiling a smug little smile somewhere right now.
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