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TexArcher

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  1. Joey Galloway is humping the corpse like in Halo multiplayer.
  2. That cop is about to have a very bad week on the internet.
  3. I'm out of LMAO gifs...
  4. Might not have to call in sick to Thanksgiving after all.
  5. OMFG, they're coming apart. This is fantastic.
  6. Just the tip.
  7. Cocks are slaying these pussies!!
  8. Damn right we're gonna win.
  9. POTUS has a very small dick.
  10. Yeah, they don't care that he fucked kids, but a libtard? A man's gotta have a code.
  11. Fubo?
  12. Con job or blow job?
  13. Because you touch yourself.
  14. They see brown immigrants (who are all rapists and drug dealers) being deported to gulags, women being put back in their place, and the military moving into position to put some fresh war porn on Fox News. They're ecstatic.
  15. Nope. I did a free trial with Fubo so I could watch college football last weekend, expecting this shit to be resolved this week. But it's not, so I canceled YTTV and kept Fubo. I'd probably switch back if YTTV got things right and gave me a free month. Otherwise, I don't care. Just put the sports and news on my TV for about a hundred bucks a month, or someone else will.
  16. Jesus, you know you're a creepy piece of shit when they're okay coming to a sex trafficker's house as long as you're not there.
  17. Vegas doesn't "have" anyone. Lines are not predictions. And yes, the last time we won as an underdog was in Tuscaloosa. But how many times have we been underdogs since?
  18. If it weren't for the beard, he would look exactly like an 8th grader dressed up as an adult for a school play. That's about $80 worth of dress clothes from Suitmart and a $12 haircut.
  19. They cherry-picked the emails! They left out all the ones about where they'd meet for dinner and other mundane things. Trump didn't *just* fuck kids, okay?
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