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TexArcher

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  1. OMFG, they're coming apart. This is fantastic.
  2. Just the tip.
  3. Cocks are slaying these pussies!!
  4. Damn right we're gonna win.
  5. POTUS has a very small dick.
  6. Yeah, they don't care that he fucked kids, but a libtard? A man's gotta have a code.
  7. Fubo?
  8. Con job or blow job?
  9. Because you touch yourself.
  10. They see brown immigrants (who are all rapists and drug dealers) being deported to gulags, women being put back in their place, and the military moving into position to put some fresh war porn on Fox News. They're ecstatic.
  11. Nope. I did a free trial with Fubo so I could watch college football last weekend, expecting this shit to be resolved this week. But it's not, so I canceled YTTV and kept Fubo. I'd probably switch back if YTTV got things right and gave me a free month. Otherwise, I don't care. Just put the sports and news on my TV for about a hundred bucks a month, or someone else will.
  12. Jesus, you know you're a creepy piece of shit when they're okay coming to a sex trafficker's house as long as you're not there.
  13. Vegas doesn't "have" anyone. Lines are not predictions. And yes, the last time we won as an underdog was in Tuscaloosa. But how many times have we been underdogs since?
  14. If it weren't for the beard, he would look exactly like an 8th grader dressed up as an adult for a school play. That's about $80 worth of dress clothes from Suitmart and a $12 haircut.
  15. They cherry-picked the emails! They left out all the ones about where they'd meet for dinner and other mundane things. Trump didn't *just* fuck kids, okay?
  16. "Trump officials meet in Situation Room over Epstein files" -- CNN Squirm, you disgusting pieces of shit.
  17. But you know what? If the Clintons were involved, then hang them both from a fucking tree. It's really easy to be right about this. So why can't ALL of the right wing, and even Fox News? If you don't throw Trump and literally everyone else involved in this all the way under the bus, you're a demon and you should be hanged from a fucking tree, too.
  18. Actual headline: "Biographer urged Epstein to bash Trump for 'political cover' in newly released emails" New Epstein documents show exchanges about Trump and Clinton campaigns | Fox News You see, good Christians, whatever you hear about President Trump in the Epstein files was a political witch hunt. Nothing to see here. We'll have some war porn live from Venezuela for you soon.
  19. There could be a reel-to-reel clip of Trump shoving a toddler up his own ass in 1970 and his horde would call it CGI. You could carbon date the reel-to-reel to 1970 and point out that CGI technology to fake it didn't exist yet, and they would say obviously a time traveler went back to 1970 and doctored the tape. And besides, Hillary stored emails on the wrong server, which is way worse.
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