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TexArcher

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  1. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
  2. Texas wins 31-24.
  3. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Fuck aggy. This team just got torched by Arkansas and barely survived. They are losing to Mizzou and to us. And they still might lose tonight.
  4. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Mike Elko is pregnant with redneck triplets.
  5. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    LSU's defense is doo doo.
  6. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Yeah, the refs scripted those two picks to help LSU go from down 7 to up 4.
  7. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Bien sur.
  8. Dude, you need to bench yourself. Get offline for a while.
  9. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I mean, he just had 350 yards and 4 TDs in a road win. And the pick wasn't his fault.
  10. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Come on, Bayou Bengals!!! Come on, Trifecta!!!
  11. TexArcher replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Hhahahahhahahahahahaha, poor stupid ass aggy
  12. FUMBLAYA!!! FUMBLEROOSKIE!!! FUCK OKLAHOMA!!
  13. They're gonna get Mateer all the way killed.
  14. Yeah, and after we tell him to go fuck a goat, we should hire Freeman.
  15. That was a horseshit call, but fuck ou.
  16. Kiffin just went for a direct snap on 4th and 1 from his own 25 up 12. Start the Fire Lane Kiffin thread.
  17. Ohio State has a unique advantage in that they are the only major program in densely populated and football crazy state. Ohio football doesn't produce as much talent as Texas and Florida, but they get 100% of the guys who want to stay close to home for any reason.
  18. I don't know, and I had the same questions, but I was reassured on the other thread that he's listening to other options, so now I am betting my future happiness on it.
  19. Their offense has scored more at ou in a half than we did in a whole game in Dallas.
  20. We should call Mike Elko and say, "We know you've heard the rumor that we might be in the running for a new head coach, and we just want to express our lack of interest in your services." And make sure Looch hears about it.
  21. This could really be right.
  22. Franklin and Mack are two of the worst ideas in the history of the internet. Kiffin is interesting. Freeman is the way. I don't know if he's gettable, but we need to be talking at 8 am on Monday.
  23. You can't money whip someone who already has all the money.
  24. Don't be afraid to go ahead and demolish these guys, Ole Miss. It's the right thing to do.
  25. Well, shit.
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