TexArcher

Not to distract from all the deep throating of Connor Weigman, but I just want to point that his career rating is 137. David Ash's was 138. Carry on...

Okay, at least they got the hold, too.

What the rigged fuck?! That is an absolute DPI and a defensive hold. How do you pick that up? Bullshit asses.

How do you not have a 4th and 1 or 2 play ready to go? Waste a TO on the road, man??

Come on, Mizzou. Make it a great day.

Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh, kid, fuck yeah!!!

Get-off-my-lawn post incoming, but I miss when the UFC and Pride put on about 5 events a year each. Those were events, especially Pride where you'd get 8 to 10 fights with no bullshit in between -- stretcher that guy out of here so prime Rampage and Vanderlei can walk in. Those were the days.

Cal fans with a booming "Fuck Miami" on national tv, and now I want to be their friend.

It's been 8 years of this, and I know I ought to be well beyond the surreal shock phase, by my god, these people, man. Nothing is off limits. Nothing is sacred. No one outside their circle matters. And they'll do absolutely anything for power and money. It's all so disgusting and embarrassing. And people I used to respect have fallen for it. God dammit.

Man, U of H is getting close to Georgia-ing TCU. Damned shame.

Because aggy is the '85 Bears when they're at Kyle Field, duh.

I sure do love to point and laugh at TCU football's retreat into complete irrelevance. And it's nice that this was put on a Friday night so it doesn't get covered up by any of the 40 better games tomorrow. This is good.

Is what Brent Venables said when a girl touched his pee-pee at summer camp that one time.

FUCK OU

Weird card this weekend. The headliner is a fight I want to see, but 2 of the other 4 fights are women. Women's MMA has its moments, but if Dana wants to try to sell PPV's with 3 men's fights and 2 women's fights, he's going to find out how much most people don't give a shit about women's MMA. Hell, Stephen Thompson and Joaquin Buckley on the prelims is more interesting than 4 of the 5 fights on the main card. No way I'm paying for this one.

Oh, I'm light. I'm pointing and laughing at you ridiculous idiots.

See, this self-fisting idiot here is Ranger Fan personified. Doesn't say jack or shit for like 8 years until Houston finally goes home early, then up he pops like a Whack a Mole for some drive-by shit talking. Then he'll disappear for a bunch more years, because he doesn't actually care about baseball. He just thinks he's entitled to shit on Houston because DFW is so much better. Here's the thing, though: literally no one outside of DFW thinks that. Christ, y'all talk about Dallas like it's fucking Paris. As if the rest of the country is sitting around like, yeah, I need to visit New York, Chicago, Miami, San Francisco, and oh yeah, Dallas! I've just got to see Dallas before I die. Give me a break. And everything y'all point the finger at Houston for, Dallas has, too. Calling Houston fat, are you fucking kidding me? Crime? You sure you want to do that? Houston has great restaurants, good museums, good symphony, the Broadway plays come through, every concert tour comes through, plenty of outdoor stuff on the outskirts, all the stuff that goes with being a major city. Yeah, Dallas has all of that, too. That's the point -- they're a lot more alike than any of you stuck-up Dallas bitches would ever admit. Which actually gives Houston the advantage -- it isn't full of idiots whose experience of other places is so shallow that they actually think Dallas is something special. It isn't. No one is jealous of you because you live in Dallas. That would be like being jealous of your height when you're 5' 8". Stop being ridiculous.

Christ, we'd have lost the Revolution if Ted had been there. I think he was still in Canada fucking an otter at that point. Guy is at least 600 years old.

I mean, she didn't throw them paper towels like someone who's never played a sport in his bone-spurred life, so she's pretty much Mao.

"Okay, I'm not trying to argue, but I really do want to understand your position. What do you mean by "socialism"? "Um, well what do *you* mean?" "I mean, can you define 'socialism' for me?" * Blank stare, followed by rage quitting * More times than I can count.... Do highly recommend...

We're 9 days away from the biggest game of the year. Delete this silliness.

People who say "tuddy" are even worse than people who say "Ladybird Lake."

Some of you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how this thread works, and you suck, and also eat some shit.

Well. Shit.

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