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TexArcher

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  1. Why does anyone still drink cow's milk at all? Almond milk is better on every level.
  2. But what about their freedoms?! What's next -- you Commies gonna keep kids from driving cars, or smoking, or drinking, or voting, or joining the military?!
  3. Mudryk suspended for doping. I guess he was trying to hide it by not playing very well?
  4. Well, the CEO was white, right?
  5. Transexual allegations in 3... 2... 1...
  6. So, when the big guy lets people be gunned down at a Christian school, do we skip the thoughts and prayers? Or are they still super effective for next time?
  7. This country is a failed experiment.
  8. Bullet dodged, still gonna win the Super Bowl.
  9. I get it, but our #1 RB is out, our #1 QB is playing hurt, and our #1 WR is playing hurt. Earlier in the season we were dropping 50 point bombs on the bad teams and scoring 31 against Michigan and 34 against ou. Everything was fine. And we still didn't have Baxter then. I just don't understand trying to paint the last few games as evidence of some ongoing offensive problems with this coach. Let me ask y'all this -- does anybody doubt that we'll have one of the best offenses in the country next year with Sark calling plays for Arch and CJ? If you agree with that, then the problem isn't Sark.
  10. We keep scoring 35 points a game and making it to conference championship games even with several of our best offensive players hurt, but we're just not getting better, so I'm not sold! Fuck's sake, man. I know it's Surly, but some of y'all need to calm your tits and enjoy what's happening here. We are solidly in the top 5 programs in college football again, and the recruiting points to that continuing, maybe for a long time. I had my doubts about Sark a couple of years ago, and yeah he does some frustrating things at times, but this is by far the best coaching we've had since 2009. The future is really, really bright.
  11. I would pay a lot of money to see prime Rampage against Jake Paul in a parking lot. It would be a horrible and satisfying 15 seconds.
  12. Our kids will be dying of polio, measles, and chicken pox, and the dollar will become the new peso, but at least the sun will set at a respecable time in the summers.
  13. I'd be shocked if they were. We have a pretty serious talent advantage, but Dabo's a good coach who's won a shitload of postseason games. I'm hoping that by game time we will have gotten healthy enough over the two weeks to start breaking 30 points again. Otherwise, I can definitely see this being one of the 20-10 sweatfests that we've specialized in lately. And if we turn the ball over 2+ times, we could very easily lose it. That said, I think Sark will have some wrinkles of his own and we're just a lot better group by group. This really should be a W.
  14. I understand this thinking, but we have two weeks off before the first round, then almost two weeks off before the second round. If we can get Quinn, Bond, and Banks healthy again in that time, or even just Bond, our offense gets a lot better.
  15. Okay, so you're not that kind of stupid, but the other kind. Noted.
  16. Over half of this country just voted for a con man rapist who told them to their faces that he would become a fascist dictator on Day 1. Most of those same people ignored the world's most renowned immunologist during a pandemic because they thought their veterinarians had better intel on how to proceed. So, yeah, he definitely can be that dumb. And he's probably just getting warmed up.
  17. Oh, now you're gonna fight back. Cool. Just in time.
  18. "What I love about Trump is that he tells it like it is" (Trump admits to sexual assault) "That's just locker room talk" (Trump tells everyone he's going to be a fascist dictator) "That's just campaign rhetoric" (Trump tells everyone the last election was stolen) "Obviously correct!" (Trump tells everyone he doesn't know how our elections even work) "He's clearly trolling you guys" You stupid shits...
  19. And they can't let it penalize you, otherwise those fascinating and very profitable games will go away eventually.
  20. Yeah, those are dumb.
  21. Two weeks to get Quinn, Bond, and Banks as healthy as possible. If DKR brings the same energy it had for the UGA game, Clemson is going to have a very hard time. We're gonna run it.
  22. Fair, but we have two weeks to get healthy, and we won't be facing refs with an agenda to stop us. We're about to blow a couple of teams out and finish getting healthy by mid-January. Let's fucking go.
  23. Ohio State got absolutely ram rodded. They likely have to beat Tennessee, then Oregon, then Texas, then Georgia to win it all. And they still have Ryan Day. You love to see it.
  24. Will it? Do we know the quarterfinal sites yet?
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