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TexArcher

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  1. Seriously, San Antonio might be the most overrated city anywhere outside of Dallas.
  2. I wonder if Israel thinks they can trigger an internal uprising in Iran? Damage the power structure enough that the younger generations see an opportunity?
  3. Only Trump had the guts to do this, after Israel took complete control of the skies over Iran, and crushed Hamas and Hezbollah, and tricked him into doing it.
  4. Good lord, is that real??
  5. He looks like he fantasizes about roofie-ing a chick with Matt Gaetz.
  6. So what does Iran's immediate response look like? They have to respond, but they also don't want a war, so I would assume it's a measured response, like with Israel. Launch some rockets at US bases carefully aimed to blow up some things without killing anyone while back channel talks are going on? Chest thumping in public while privately acknowledging their situation and salvaging whatever they can? Or... Are they so embarrassed and emasculated right now that they're gonna race through the last few weeks to a bomb that they will pop off? Because there's no way we got all of it, right?
  7. I want to thank everyone, in particular... God... This fucking fraud, lol....
  8. Pretty sure he gave that timeline specifically so he could deviate from it to show everybody that he's in charge.
  9. The blame is shared equally by Barack's tan suit, Michelle's shoulders, Hunter's laptop, and Hillary's emails.
  10. Whether you're for or against these strikes, only Donald Trump is a big enough asshole to punch someone in the face and then immediately say, "Let's be friends." He also doesn't understand Iranians even a little bit.
  11. Hang on, let me find my shocked face. Jones was never, ever fighting Aspinall. It's embarrassing that he ever pretended to want any part of that ferocious ass whipping.
  12. Jamahal Hill and Kahlil Rountree for free is a good thing. Let's go!!
  13. Lemme guess... MLK and Juneteenth are the holidays we'll be getting rid of...
  14. Ain't no bone spurs in Baltimore. And they're honest about what they are.
  15. This is WWE heel-turns-good crowd manipulation and I'm not falling for it. You'll always be Bowtie Cunt to me, Tucker.
  16. Oh, bookmark this one...
  17. So cool that the future of the world is being negotiated on Twitter by the guy who hosted The Apprentice typing in all caps and then thanking people for their attention to this matter. Hell with it. Blow it all up and let's see what's next.
  18. Hmm, that's good to know. I guess President Bone Spurs gets to do it. I swear to Zeus, if this draft dodger gets us into WWIII, I'm going to overdose on irony.
  19. Nope. Yesterday I asked if Israel might do the unthinkable, and I think people thought I meant a ground war. I was actually wondering about Israel dropping a nuke on the mountain that the Fordow facility is buried under. Pretty sure that would work at least as well as a few MOABs, right? And what are the consequences for Israel? Harsh words and censures from their allies, and what else? Nothing. To be clear, I do not think this is coming. But to your question above, is *anything* unthinkable right now with a war monger running Israel and a fucking idiot running America?
  20. Guy on CNN is reporting that Trump heard all the credit Israel was getting on Fox News for such a clean operation, so then he started calling around and telling everyone that we did know about the attack. The fucking guy can't have anyone get any praise without trying to hijack it. And of course Netanyahu knew that when he instigated this. He knew he could start this and count on Trump's ego to finish it with the bunker busters that Israel doesn't have. The fat piece of shit got played. Again. And he'll go back on his "no war" platform, and it will cost him 0 followers. Fucking absurd, but also predictable.
  21. Please be this and not Armageddon, ONE TIME!
  22. He meant before his inauguration in 2029. And he meant ending the wars by helping Russia obliterate Ukraine and helping Israel obliterate Gaza and Iran.
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