Jump to content

TexArcher

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    27774
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    20

Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. This isn't Nam. There are rules.
  2. Too soon, man.
  3. I think he's probably down anyway, but it impossible to overturn.
  4. If we beat aggy, and then UGA has to win the SEC CG for the SEC to get 2 teams into the playoff, we will get fucked harder than the National League against Greg Maddux's 4-foot wide strike zone.
  5. It's because the rest of the SEC beats each other up. No easy weeks in the SEC. Also, Texas hasn't played anybody. Florida, Kentucky, and Vandy all have huge upset wins, and that is the proof that there are no easy weeks in the SEC. Also, Texas has beaten Florida, Kentucky, and Vandy by double digits, and also Texas hasn't played anybody. It's science.
  6. 35-24 UGA incoming.
  7. Are you suggesting that a 4-loss Georgia team might not make the playoff? Yeah, pretty sure that's correct and then some.
  8. Tottenham Hotspur, aka Spurs, have a history of shooting themselves in the dick in amazing ways. "That's so Spursy," became a common saying a few years ago.
  9. That's so Spursy, for my EPL fans, Jeebus.
  10. Tom Brady is the Lowell Galindo of Dave Laphams.
  11. Economy was, as always, the #1 issue for voters. https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/09/09/issues-and-the-2024-election/
  12. Let's get stuffed today then drop a 40+ bomb on those farming idiots this weekend. Y'all enjoy.
  13. Oh, man, the parade of realizations is gonna be the bittersweet orchestra music as this Titanic of a country sinks. All the guy had to do was hold up a Bible, hug an American flag, and call the other side Commies, and you were hooked. You stopped looking for anything inconvenient that might contradict your echo chamber alternative fact endorphin machine. You absolute fucking idiots.
  14. Seriously. Dude doesn't even like most of his own kids, and you think he gives a shit about the plight of Gaza? Do you really think he could even point to Gaza on a map?
  15. Yes, you idiot. Biden did the best he could with a bad situation. He doesn't run Israel. True story. The Palestinians fucked up and gave a war criminal with a very powerful military the nearly complete support of his own people to go and exterminate them. It's the epitome of FAFO. What was Biden supposed to do, invade Israel to make them stop shelling Gaza? And by the way, Trump is gonna be worse than Biden for literally every person on the planet other than Trump and maybe Don, Jr. That's it. Trump doesn't even like most of his own family. And did you not hear the parade of pretty much everyone who's ever worked with Trump warning us about the dangers of him getting another term? No, of course you didn't. Why would you ever watch the news? You thought Trump would be better for Gaza than Biden? Oh you sweet, stupid summer child.
  16. What kind of fucked up currency exchange must she be using to think that aggy has more money than Texas? Is she counting the resale value of their Nazi memorabilia collection or something?
  17. "Manning is garbage" Brought to you by the quarterback scouts who also said: "Connor Weigman is gonna win a Heisman" "Haynes King is gonna win a Heisman" "I'd rather have Reggie McNeal than Vince Young" "Mark Farris is so good he needs a nickname" Etc...
  18. He's going to stop the flow of drugs into the United States by doing them all himself.
  19. Stop making me agree with you this week, you inbred, illiterate, sheep-fucking gomer.
  20. So, homeboy just won an election that was about inflation more than any other issue, and one of his first announcements is that he's going to drive inflation to new heights? We are so turbo fucked.
  21. After all the Cart McCry business, it's gonna be really uncomfortable for them when they have to stretcher off whatever's left of Marcel Reed.
  22. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be way harder than playing a great Bama team in Tuscaloosa last year, or a great Georgia team at home this year, or playing Michigan in the Big House, or ou in Dallas. Y'all really don't know shit about atmosphere. And the thing is, y'all can pipe in all the noise you want, but you're still a 6 to 8 win team that will hit the top of its range because it avoided almost all of the SEC heavies. All but one.... No one is scared of you, or of Kyle Field. You'll see...
  23. Not sure what these models have been looking at, tbh. Aggy offense is pedestrian, and our defense is a bunch of savages. Aggy defense is reeling after giving up 43 and 44 to their last two SEC opponents. We've played very well in big games the last couple of seasons. And Sark is gonna have some surprises for them. And the hard-to-beat-at-Kyle thing is a bit of a myth. They lose 1 to 3 at home every year. I called it 31-13 Texas, but that's honestly me being conservative because it's a rivalry game and Sark tends to turtle with second half leads on the road. I think there is about a 25% chance we blow their fucking doors off.
×
×
  • Create New...