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TexArcher

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  1. If Michigan had a functional offense, they'd be up 10+ with the ball. Ohio St has looked like shit all day.
  2. Gus just gave birth to a buckeye tree through his peehole.
  3. What an unbelievable idiot.
  4. Boy, that's a pretty bad spot. I don't know if they'll move it back on review, tho?
  5. Still feel like this could end 31-10 for Ohio State. Michigan really needed the touchdown on that 4th and 1 from inside the 10.
  6. Brett McMurphy is a first-rate dipshit.
  7. Couches getting nervous.....
  8. That's nothing. They were going down as they crossed the sideline. Don't be bitches about it.
  9. Yeah, I thought he was gone when he got that block from the WR. Not even close.
  10. Good stand by Michigan after looking Charmin soft until it got into the red zone. If they can go get 7, maybe they can get into those Buckeye heads a little about what happens to them and their families if they lose a 4th straight.
  11. Fool couldn't tell the scrimmage line from the first down line.
  12. Yeah, that campus shot. Aggy looks like a community college dressed up as a military academy for Halloween.
  13. Ohio State by as much as they want. I expect to be working on the yard by the second quarter.
  14. I love how the national hate for Texas made everybody finally admit that the SEC wasn't part of the NFL.
  15. God damn, that sign about Jake Ehlinger and Sark is fucked up. Fuck these fake Army, fake class, fake everything assholes. Humiliate them.
  16. Aaron Frankin wouldn't let his dog eat that brisket.
  17. This is the food version of "ballgame."
  18. FREE THE SHEEPS!!! LONG LIVE THE SHEEPS!!!!!!
  19. I think there are a lot of bettors looking at our tendency to play close-ish games against teams perceived to not be as good as aggy, plus the myth that they are difficult to beat at Kyle Field. I have a rule about not betting on Texas games, because I can't be objective. But, if I did bet on Texas games, I would put a lot of money on us to cover that line. I think there's very little chance they get within 10 points today.
  20. I've been using the "from about the time Hitler was marching toward Warsaw" line for years, but I think I like this one even better because so many ags wish the Emancipation Proclamation hadn't happened. But I'm gonna change it to "only national championship" in the hopes that one of them will try to correct me by pointing out that they have three national championships, so I can explain to them how ridiculously aggy it is to try to claim that.
  21. Don't worry -- we're gonna shit all over aggy tomorrow night.
  22. "They played on Thursdy (fuckin' redneck) and we had a short week." No one cares, you bitch.
  23. Haynes King gonna die of internal bleeding in the 14th overtime.
  24. Eat cocks, Kirby!
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