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TexArcher

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  1. Worst kept secret in the world. I'm sure all the drugs and cartels are in the same spots they were in two weeks ago when POTUS started bragging about how he was gonna swing his big military dick around soon. Just like those Iranian nukes were.
  2. Today I learned who Kaitlin Bennett is: pretty much Temu MTG with a drunken shitstain. Cool timeline.
  3. "See, Power Slap has street applications just like MMA" -- Dana White, probably
  4. Until Ohio State moves out of Columbus, I'll have to respectfully disagree. Blech.
  5. Narrator: It turns out that Pavia had been concussed so many times that he thought he was a baseball player.
  6. Several million Native Americans are holding on Line 1........
  7. Hunter Biden, therefore your point is irrelevant.
  8. Not after I light the whole world on fire.
  9. Just watched A House of Dynamite. Almost a great movie, but the third vignette was anticlimactic because we'd already heard most of the dialogue from other angles and it was obvious we'd get a cliffhanger ending. Idris Elba literally doing President Stringer Bell was a weird choice. Not a bad movie, but I was expecting more.
  10. I believe the children are our future.
  11. They've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.
  12. I will be at DKR and I will be salty as fuck. I just still can't believe that we went from preseason #1 with a Heisman candidate QB to being excited to see the backup QB and hoping we can pull off a miracle against... *checks notes* Vanderbilt... But I do think we're gonna get this one. The defense rebounded from its last bad outing by stonewalling ou. So let's stonewall Vandy.
  13. TexArcher replied to Fug's topic in Football
    And there is still no way that at least a couple of them wouldn't be upgrades for us right now. They gave up 0 sacks to Florida compared to our 6.
  14. TexArcher replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Take their entire offensive line and win the conference. Go with my blessing.
  15. TexArcher replied to Fug's topic in Football
    I could only see this happening if CDC said something about L'Oreal and she gave Sark that Jada Pinkett stare. Then I think Sark would stroll up with his chest out ready to slap CDC and walk right into a stiff jab. CDC by ground and pound ref stoppage, 0:22 of Round 1.
  16. I think I speak for everyone with Dak on their fantasy team when I say fuck all of this game, including that great throw by somebody else and the great catch to go with it.
  17. Yeah, but he said that very early on. The point was more like, if this defense could just be average with this offense, this team could really go somewhere, but alas, they're .500, for a moment...
  18. My favorite part of the first half was when they were talking about how good the offense is and they said, "If this defense could just be average..."
  19. Good try, Niners, good effort. Orange slices are over there.
  20. I mean, I'll take the team with the 7-point lead and the ball. How much?
  21. Couple more drives like that and this could be a 9-6 win.
  22. Late hit on Arch. Monumentally stupid play.
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