Everything posted by TexArcher
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2025 Random Games thread
I feel like I spent 40 years watch coaches punt on 4th and inches from anywhere on the field, and now I'll spend another 40 watching them go for it on 4th and anything. There's a mathematically correct way to decide, per game theory, and they just do one stupid extreme or the other.
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2025 Random Games thread
Take the points, Klan State, you dumbshits.
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2025 Random Games thread
BYU looks asstastic.
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2025 Random Games thread
Is that good or bad?
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2025 Random Games thread
Mississippi State looks like a community college.
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2025 Random Games thread
That's their box suite.
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2025 Random Games thread
God dammit, BYU, people have money on this! Catch the fucking ball.
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2025 Random Games thread
Yeah
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2025 Random Games thread
The resistable force vs the moveable object.
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2025 Random Games thread
Touchdown Klan State.
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2025 Random Games thread
Wow, just the 9th sack of the year for Georgia. That enchubbens me.
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ESPN GAME DAY
Sorry, but no. The folded pocket square is more formal and correct with a suit. Stuffed is okay with business casual, like jacket and no tie, but then why do a square at all?
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Trump is on a plane right now, heading to Mar-a-Lago, while flights are being canceled for the rest of us and air traffic controllers just got a $0.00 paycheck. Predictable, but still amazing. How stupid do you have to be to not get that this guy doesn't give a tenth of a shit about you?
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Trump’s America
I'm glad I won't be around to see Gen Z get old...
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Trump’s America
Something tells me that the recent remodel of the Lincoln bathroom wasn't by choice.
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Trump’s America
Don't worry -- by the time people get pissed off enough to vote him out, they'll have gotten rid of elections.
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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
The way things are going, she'll probably end up MTG's cabinet someday.
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Trump’s America
Yeah, I didn't think my statistics prof came up with it, lol. But it did carry some weight coming from him.
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Trump’s America
"There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- My statistics professor
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SEC Refs Suck
We shoot ourselves in the foot with false starts and illegal formations on a regular basis. We're not undisciplined in the sense of stupid unsportsmanlike penalties, but we do have mental lapses frequently.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Yeah, throw a little bone to the people who already paid their bills this month, you corporate fuckbags.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
I'm seriously thinking of ditching YTTV. All I need it for is sports, really. Between Netflix and HBO Go or Max or whatever, I've got all the movies and standup I need. So, if I have to go to Pluckers every Sat to watch football now, I can redirect my cable payment to chicken wings. Fuck 'em.
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Trump’s America
If the entire Heritage Foundation were burning to the ground, I would light a cigar off of it.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
They're ransoming something we already paid for. These jerkoffs are actually making me miss the Time Warner model of "just raise prices and hope everybody on autopay doesn't notice."
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
It was a busted coverage and a bunch of ref fuckery. Anybody who watched that game knows we blasted them 34-10 through 3 quarters.