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TexArcher

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  1. Annnnnnnnnnnnd agaaaainnnnn... LULZ
  2. Texas - 27 UGA - 17 Texas rushes 24 times for 83 yards. But we throw for about 320.
  3. United going full retard against the Nottingham Forest juggernaut.
  4. I'm not defending it, don't get me wrong. But the "why" absolutely does matter. Behaving that way for no reason is different than behaving that way for the reason that provoked it.
  5. Kirby Smart looks like he owns a windowless van.
  6. The weird thing is that there was no discussion, at all, nationally about *why* those bottles were thrown, which is absolutely part of the story. Nope, Texas kids are spoiled brats who don't know how to behave when the refs are raping their beloved team repeatedly. Aren't they just the worst? Fuck 'em all. Let's win the whole thing and celebrate right in everybody's face.
  7. HAPPY CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP DAY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!!!
  8. Like they're 100% sure they're gonna get the onside or something.
  9. Boise doesn't scare me much, tbh.
  10. I swear to god, if there were a Secretary of Home Security Systems, this motherfucker would appoint a cat burglar to the post.
  11. You did a thing there, and my eyes noticed it.
  12. I was critical of Taaffe last year, as most of us were, and frankly it was valid. But the kid worked his ass off and shut us all up. I've asked more than once if any Longhorn has *ever* improved more from one season to the next. I haven't heard any names thrown out yet. So yeah, keep making us all eat crow and go get that trophy, sir!
  13. Exactly. I was about to add that their average season at home over those years is about 5-2, with 3 of the wins coming against Lamar, McNeese, and Bowling Green. So yeah it's a tough place to play if your team sucks. If you're bowl eligible, you're gonna win there about half the time. If you're actually good, more than that.
  14. Fun fact Aggy has lost 17 home games in the last 10 years.
  15. This can't be a real post. How about 2005 Texas @ tOSU and literally hundreds of other road environments that featured a top 10 home team, or even a top 25 home team, in a big game? Yeah, Kyle is a big stadium full of weirdos, but that was a mediocre football team, and Kyle got very quiet very fast when they got in a hole, as usual. That place is a complete myth.
  16. Is there a 280-character version of this?
  17. Why would a shoe salesman waste his brain at aggy?
  18. Man, if only there had been some way to tell that Trump wouldn't honor his end of the deal when he bought your vote... Some sort of precedent, or some sort of national archive of things that have happened in the past...
  19. Weigman entering the portal. Should we grab him for 4th string, just for chortles? Nah. Let's don't. Poor aggy.
  20. Ah, yes. Get rid of income tax. The political wetdream of the monumentally stupid for about 200 years.
  21. Re: willing to pay more... No, they're not. Trumpkins are the people who keep the shelves at Walmart full of crap made in Chinese sweatshops. And they live in houses, trailers, and apartments built by Mexicans. And they're still broke. They might *prefer* to pay a little more for things made by white people (which is what the line above really means) but the fact is that they can't. They need non-white people to survive. And they're gonna realize that the hard way pretty soon. Everyone who voted for Trump will very quickly be in the same line as everyone who's ever done business with Trump, trying to get what they thought they'd agreed to, unsuccessfully.
  22. I feel like the application for a Trump cabinet position is two checkboxes: will you be loyal to me no matter what, and you have raped a woman, right? These people are gonna do unspeakable shit. More unspeakable shit. With impunity.
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