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TexArcher

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  1. You didn't win the College World Series? Good. Go fuck a goat.
  2. Oh, man, this has to be a crooked number, Vols. And a 25+ pitch inning. Let's go!!
  3. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee, giggle, snort
  4. There is no such thing as a Texas Aggie.
  5. That stupid shitbird is gonna try to pay up with Bill Miller, isn't he?
  6. Dear Other UT, I hope you understand how important this is. This country is going through enough right now without having to endure aggy winning a mens' national championship. You have the proverbial chance to go back to 1939 and shoot Hitler. So do it, like in Inglorious Basterds. Amen.
  7. LMAO, we're supposed to just sit on our hands out of respect for the one time aggy ever gets a spotlight? Yeah, no.
  8. Yeah, but that's like 1.214 in the Big 12, so...
  9. Gomer: Because we're the only school that can recruit Texas talent with, "You can play in the best conference AND stay home in Texas." Game over, Sips. The National Champions plaque is already in our trophy case. All that's left is to figure out is which years will go on it. Meanwhile, Texas will be over there rotting away in the... Shit...
  10. Are you suggesting that someone discuss football tactics with the lads? How much would we have to pay such a person, if we could even find one?
  11. Oh, shit, they're bringing in The Cow.
  12. Still, that's great build-up.
  13. She tits a lot, too.
  14. Cinderblock feet with slow reactions is no way to go through life, son.
  15. Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalllllllllll!!!!!!!
  16. Seriously. I want a 4-0.
  17. WORLDIE STRIKE, HOLY SHIT!!!
  18. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
  19. Nice camera angle for the tit shot over that singing guy's shoulder.
  20. 12th man final out, lmaoooooooooo!! Go suck a fat woolly cock, all of ya.
  21. Challenge the tag, sure, dumbass.
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